Emperor does get a super sweet throne, though. I need a chair like that. #Monsterdon

"No, we're not dragging the camera past a miniature for these shots. D-don't be silly..." #Monsterdon

You can tell they're evil because their guns have bat wings. #Monsterdon

I love those missiles so much.

Your enemy has big glass windows! In SPACE! For some reason? Do you want to blow them up? Pfft, what a stupid idea. No, you pack guys in torpedoes and SHOOT THEM AT THE ENEMY SHIP #Monsterdon

They'll never see it coming! Because it's an intensely stupid idea! #Monsterdon

"Kill! Kill!"

Faster, Pussycat! #Monsterdon

I have no idea where any of these ships are in relation to each other. #Monsterdon

...So about those windows open to space? #Monsterdon

The mightiest weapon! The DOOM MACHINE!

And then he *actually says* "Huzzah" #Monsterdon

STARCRASH! We have a title drop! #Monsterdon

They're gonna jumpscare him to death? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I don't think anyone does. Not us, not the characters, not the effects people...

#monsterdon #starcrash

...Is this their third scene together? Are they in love now? #Monsterdon

"Go now, quickly!"

Get this goddamn texan robot out of my sight! #Monsterdon

See, the thing is, Elle would be a thousand percent more tolerable if he wasn't humanoid. If he were a little trashcan with inarticulate limbs and a hoverskirt his Texan accent and overconfidence would be *hilarious*. #Monsterdon

Man, they greebled the FUCK out of that ship. #Monsterdon

"I'll try spinning! That's a good trick!" #Monsterdon

Shoutout to the bargain basement fireworks they blew the ship up with #Monsterdon

"It's happened."

Me:

#Monsterdon

Yeah, Starcrash isn't so much a movie as a series of explosions molded into the shape of George Lucas's id. #Monsterdon