It is now ONE HOUR until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party!
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You can tell they're evil because their guns have bat wings. #Monsterdon
I love those missiles so much.
Your enemy has big glass windows! In SPACE! For some reason? Do you want to blow them up? Pfft, what a stupid idea. No, you pack guys in torpedoes and SHOOT THEM AT THE ENEMY SHIP #Monsterdon
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I love those missiles so much.
Your enemy has big glass windows! In SPACE! For some reason? Do you want to blow them up? Pfft, what a stupid idea. No, you pack guys in torpedoes and SHOOT THEM AT THE ENEMY SHIP #Monsterdon
They'll never see it coming! Because it's an intensely stupid idea! #Monsterdon
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They'll never see it coming! Because it's an intensely stupid idea! #Monsterdon
"Kill! Kill!"
Faster, Pussycat! #Monsterdon
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"Kill! Kill!"
Faster, Pussycat! #Monsterdon
I have no idea where any of these ships are in relation to each other. #Monsterdon
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I have no idea where any of these ships are in relation to each other. #Monsterdon
...So about those windows open to space? #Monsterdon
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...So about those windows open to space? #Monsterdon
The mightiest weapon! The DOOM MACHINE!
And then he *actually says* "Huzzah" #Monsterdon
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The mightiest weapon! The DOOM MACHINE!
And then he *actually says* "Huzzah" #Monsterdon
STARCRASH! We have a title drop! #Monsterdon
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STARCRASH! We have a title drop! #Monsterdon
They're gonna jumpscare him to death? #Monsterdon
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I have no idea where any of these ships are in relation to each other. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe I don't think anyone does. Not us, not the characters, not the effects people...
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They're gonna jumpscare him to death? #Monsterdon
...Is this their third scene together? Are they in love now? #Monsterdon
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...Is this their third scene together? Are they in love now? #Monsterdon
"Go now, quickly!"
Get this goddamn texan robot out of my sight! #Monsterdon
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"Go now, quickly!"
Get this goddamn texan robot out of my sight! #Monsterdon
See, the thing is, Elle would be a thousand percent more tolerable if he wasn't humanoid. If he were a little trashcan with inarticulate limbs and a hoverskirt his Texan accent and overconfidence would be *hilarious*. #Monsterdon
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See, the thing is, Elle would be a thousand percent more tolerable if he wasn't humanoid. If he were a little trashcan with inarticulate limbs and a hoverskirt his Texan accent and overconfidence would be *hilarious*. #Monsterdon
Man, they greebled the FUCK out of that ship. #Monsterdon
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Man, they greebled the FUCK out of that ship. #Monsterdon
"I'll try spinning! That's a good trick!" #Monsterdon
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"I'll try spinning! That's a good trick!" #Monsterdon
Shoutout to the bargain basement fireworks they blew the ship up with
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Shoutout to the bargain basement fireworks they blew the ship up with
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Yeah, Starcrash isn't so much a movie as a series of explosions molded into the shape of George Lucas's id.
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Yeah, Starcrash isn't so much a movie as a series of explosions molded into the shape of George Lucas's id.
#MonsterdonAaaaaah, what a *terrible* movie
That was great
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Aaaaaah, what a *terrible* movie
That was great
#MonsterdonMy favorite thing about Starcrash is that the titular Star Crash is not in fact two stars crashing. It's the Imperial Pride Float using that timestop thing to get close to the hand ship and then unstopping time so they can *ram it*
It's a Star Crash because two Star*ships* Crash.
Which is like naming a movie VOLCANIC ERUPTION and at the climax of the film a high schooler pours a container of baking soda into a bottle of vinegar
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My favorite thing about Starcrash is that the titular Star Crash is not in fact two stars crashing. It's the Imperial Pride Float using that timestop thing to get close to the hand ship and then unstopping time so they can *ram it*
It's a Star Crash because two Star*ships* Crash.
Which is like naming a movie VOLCANIC ERUPTION and at the climax of the film a high schooler pours a container of baking soda into a bottle of vinegar
#MonsterdonAnyway I want a Starcrash remake where Stella is a disgraced noble from the Emperor's court using Akton -- who in this version is from an order of precognitives the Emperor uses to enforce the whole Defying Destiny Is Illegal thing -- to rob ships and disrupt the Emperor's enforced future.
Oh and stars should actually CRASH in this one >_> #Monsterdon
