Christopher Plummer is like my favorite part of Starcrash, he *understood* the assignment

Pathos... And! Gravitas. Save the joviality for the half-dozen margaritas waiting at the poolside after shooting. God the things you do for a vacation in Rome. #Monsterdon

Ten minutes to #Monsterdon! Set up a filter if you're gonna, or get the movie cued up! Anything else, you're on your own!

TURN DOWN YOUR LIGHTS

(where applicable)

#Monsterdon

Lots of Star Wars ripoffs open with a starship upskirt, few have the cojones to do it from EXACTLY THE SAME ANGLE #Monsterdon

Y'gotta centrifuge your soldiers to separate the officers from the rank and file. #Monsterdon

They're leaving the Fuschia Planet! #Monsterdon

"A barren desert of whiteness"

Oh, Kansas. Gotcha. #Monsterdon

Poor bastards got stuck in the Lava Lamp of Torture #Monsterdon

Oh sure, the Washbergers, I went to their potluck last Wednesday. They're takin' the camper down to Lake Woebegon next week. #Monsterdon

EEEEEY, hey Chris #Monsterdon

...Okay apparently we're done with the music now. >_> #Monsterdon

You guys seem kinda close to those stars, watch out or you're gonna

crash

#Monsterdon

I could go for some hyperspace right about now. Mmm. #Monsterdon

Great chairs #Monsterdon

Apparently they made it? I couldn't tell. #Monsterdon

I think this outfit is the most pants she wears in the entire film. #Monsterdon

What a *helmet* my god #Monsterdon

"I'm being rescued by a see-through Michelin Man." #Monsterdon

The Emperor of the First Circle of the Universe! So, probably a low-ranking comptroller or something, huh. #Monsterdon

"You are completely surrounded by fighter ships!"

Made from ceiling tiles and legos, but yeah sure. #Monsterdon