These cavemen studied at the Octaman school of martial arts. #Monsterdon

Oof, poor Caroline, spending this whole scene nose-deep in caveman butt #Monsterdon

Go on, follow Budget Kamen Rider. #Monsterdon

Oh, knock it Hoff. #Monsterdon

SIMON FROM SPACE #Monsterdon

"Oh this way looks safe"

WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT OUT LOUD WITH YOUR MOUTH #Monsterdon

Foley artists getting a little overeager here hitting trash cans with sticks. #Monsterdon

This movie doesn't resolve plot points, it just hands Akton a new power and goes, "Have fun, kid!" #Monsterdon

"You must've known all along"

Yes, my smugness drives the plot. #Monsterdon

"There's no way you could have"

The plot doesn't like you *nearly* as much as it loves me. #Monsterdon

It's nice how the movie's got a Designated Exposition Character #Monsterdon

FINALLY THE ROBOT GOLEMS #Monsterdon

The most unbelievable part of this whole movie is that the Count hasn't twiddled his moustache sinisterly even ONCE yet. #Monsterdon

You know who would make a great Dark Count Zarth Arn? Danny Trejo. #Monsterdon

HOO HA HA HA HA HA #Monsterdon

This movie provides 100% of your daily recommended allowance of PEW PEW PEW #Monsterdon

Ah, a nice trade Hoff #Monsterdon

Wow, Bionicle's lighter than I thought #Monsterdon

HEY CHRIS! Thank god, here to get the movie back on track. #Monsterdon

"Please get up."

"No, I must obey destiny."

Remember, trying to survive is illegal! Apparently >_> #Monsterdon