There’s a 100% probability it will dent your skull.

If the gods didn’t want us to fuck the monsters, why did they make them so damn sexy?

Depending on how kinky the dm is, they use the 1 or the 20

If DM grab this hammer like on pic, chances to be smashed by 20 are too low. Still worthy.

Horny concussion.

Levels of letting the players fuck the monsters:

• No
• Yes but you just get mauled/eaten because that’s a bulette
• Yes and everythings romantic and great for a dozen sessions until it turns out the monster has been manipulating your feelings this entire time and breaks your heart and possibly some other organs in the process of betraying you.

The vertices all have little 20s on them.

Hands up if you have attempted to seduce a door.

I’ve never been jealous of someone’s forearm before!

Actually, I have a permit for that

/roll 1d20

how else would you enter a door?

consent is key

You get that bad boy on Tumblr?

I can see it hitting the wizard who’s behind right in the noggin, as they wind up a smack.

Still 100% dented skull, just unintended target.

Seriously, mofo is beefy.

This would have been great, especially if they used the shiny metal d20s. Like little inset gems.

But then you’d need even tinier d20s for those vertices and that’s when shit hits the fractal

Pun Jail for you, pun jail for 1,000 years.

speak friend, and enter