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  • C cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone

    succubus are female. if you’re saying “he”, that’s an incubus

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    TachyonTele
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    Your moms an succubus

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    • E emi@ani.social

      Unlimited garlic bread.

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      ArxCyberwolf
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      Still the best D&D Beyond has to offer.

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        FaceDeer
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        Reminds me of this Oglaf strip (NSFW, of course - it’s Oglaf).

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        • B blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works

          “an succubus”

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          chicosuave@lemmy.world
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          Reads like they wrote incubus and then panic swapped it to succubus

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            festnt@sh.itjust.works
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            an incubus finds an asexual person. the incubus asks “would you rather: unlimited bacon, but no more video games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games”

            the person is killed by the incubus for not understanding the question

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              kinggimpicus@sh.itjust.works
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              Succubi are female. You’re looking for an incubus. Also succubi are dominant while incubi are submissive.

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                jaybone@lemmy.zip
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                Also should be a succubus. Not an.

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                • S stray@pawb.social

                  While that is traditionally correct, I prefer to think of succubus, incubus, and concubus as relating to whether they top. My demons are very progressive.

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                  kautau@lemmy.world
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                  But what sort of demon is the power bottom

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                  • K kautau@lemmy.world

                    But what sort of demon is the power bottom

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                    athatet@lemmy.zip
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                    Boncubus.

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                    • K kinggimpicus@sh.itjust.works

                      Succubi are female. You’re looking for an incubus. Also succubi are dominant while incubi are submissive.

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                      Melmi
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                      Where’s the second part from?

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                        applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                        Sign me up twice. Maybe they can share their arcane knowledge too.

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                          serenesadie@lemmy.myserv.one
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                          Im all for tropes where the ‘desire’ branches beyond the most base of drives. (Sex and wealth).

                          I feel like there’s a really great example from a video game that’s escaping me right now. It wasn’t Dragon Age, because Origins and 2 definitely leaned on the sex angle. And I don’t recall Inquisition’s ‘choice spirit’ to be particularly memorable.

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                          • festnt@sh.itjust.worksF festnt@sh.itjust.works

                            an incubus finds an asexual person. the incubus asks “would you rather: unlimited bacon, but no more video games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games”

                            the person is killed by the incubus for not understanding the question

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                            deltapi@lemmy.world
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                            Guess I’m dead too

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                            • K kautau@lemmy.world

                              But what sort of demon is the power bottom

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                              mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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                              Twinkubus

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                              • C cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                                succubus are female. if you’re saying “he”, that’s an incubus

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                                  sunsofold@lemmings.world
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                                  Sure, that’s a certain kind of scary, but imagine the experience of being forcibly given a desire you’ve never known. Imagine you’ve been living as a more or less average human your whole life, and suddenly this creature turns up that instills a mind-warping hunger for something essentially mundane but culturally, slightly embarrassing or inconvenient to satisfy, like a growing need, only temporarily satiable, to have someone else’s finger in your mouth. You can fight it, sometimes holding out for days at a time, but you experience a continuously intensifying, survival instinct level drive to lick, or suck, or simply hold in your mouth, someone else’s warm, living fingers.

                                  ‘We call this creature The Dentisubus.’

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                                    texas_hangover@lemmy.radio
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                                    Sounds like something Raphael from BG3 might do.

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                                    • J jaybone@lemmy.zip

                                      Also should be a succubus. Not an.

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                                      squaresinger@lemmy.world
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                                      Congratulations, you found a typo. Now what? Are you going to fine OP for it?

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                                      • S sunsofold@lemmings.world

                                        Sure, that’s a certain kind of scary, but imagine the experience of being forcibly given a desire you’ve never known. Imagine you’ve been living as a more or less average human your whole life, and suddenly this creature turns up that instills a mind-warping hunger for something essentially mundane but culturally, slightly embarrassing or inconvenient to satisfy, like a growing need, only temporarily satiable, to have someone else’s finger in your mouth. You can fight it, sometimes holding out for days at a time, but you experience a continuously intensifying, survival instinct level drive to lick, or suck, or simply hold in your mouth, someone else’s warm, living fingers.

                                        ‘We call this creature The Dentisubus.’

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                                        Manjushri
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                                        Not a succudigitus?

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                                        • K kautau@lemmy.world

                                          But what sort of demon is the power bottom

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                                          dragonstaff@leminal.space
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                                          A popular one.

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