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  • festnt@sh.itjust.worksF festnt@sh.itjust.works

    an incubus finds an asexual person. the incubus asks “would you rather: unlimited bacon, but no more video games, or games, unlimited games, but no more games”

    the person is killed by the incubus for not understanding the question

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    deltapi@lemmy.world
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    Guess I’m dead too

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    • K kautau@lemmy.world

      But what sort of demon is the power bottom

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      mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Twinkubus

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      • C cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone

        succubus are female. if you’re saying “he”, that’s an incubus

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        Metostopholes
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          sunsofold@lemmings.world
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          Sure, that’s a certain kind of scary, but imagine the experience of being forcibly given a desire you’ve never known. Imagine you’ve been living as a more or less average human your whole life, and suddenly this creature turns up that instills a mind-warping hunger for something essentially mundane but culturally, slightly embarrassing or inconvenient to satisfy, like a growing need, only temporarily satiable, to have someone else’s finger in your mouth. You can fight it, sometimes holding out for days at a time, but you experience a continuously intensifying, survival instinct level drive to lick, or suck, or simply hold in your mouth, someone else’s warm, living fingers.

          ‘We call this creature The Dentisubus.’

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            texas_hangover@lemmy.radio
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            Sounds like something Raphael from BG3 might do.

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            • J jaybone@lemmy.zip

              Also should be a succubus. Not an.

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              squaresinger@lemmy.world
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              Congratulations, you found a typo. Now what? Are you going to fine OP for it?

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              • S sunsofold@lemmings.world

                Sure, that’s a certain kind of scary, but imagine the experience of being forcibly given a desire you’ve never known. Imagine you’ve been living as a more or less average human your whole life, and suddenly this creature turns up that instills a mind-warping hunger for something essentially mundane but culturally, slightly embarrassing or inconvenient to satisfy, like a growing need, only temporarily satiable, to have someone else’s finger in your mouth. You can fight it, sometimes holding out for days at a time, but you experience a continuously intensifying, survival instinct level drive to lick, or suck, or simply hold in your mouth, someone else’s warm, living fingers.

                ‘We call this creature The Dentisubus.’

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                Manjushri
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                Not a succudigitus?

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                • K kautau@lemmy.world

                  But what sort of demon is the power bottom

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                  dragonstaff@leminal.space
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                  A popular one.

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                  • C cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                    succubus are female. if you’re saying “he”, that’s an incubus

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                    mriormro@lemmy.zip
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                    No, no. This is an incubus

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                      Ricky Rigatoni
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                      Is this how the first warlock was made

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                        aeao@lemmy.world
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                        I’m asexual IRL and can confirm arcane knowledge is irresistible. You can often find me reading dusty old tomes from the past. The dustier the better.

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                        • C cobwoms@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                          succubus are female. if you’re saying “he”, that’s an incubus

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                          tgirlschierke
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                          well technically the succu- suffix essentially means bottom, and anyone who has a female demon as a bottom is doing something wrong

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