...Okay at that point why would you get back in the truck? #Monsterdon

Yeah, I think the cars might have the right of this, these drivers are idiots. #Monsterdon

Yeah that goblin head is *definitely* not road legal. #Monsterdon

Aw you broke the yolk #Monsterdon

...Yeah, how DOES Pong kill a man? #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, look DIRECTLY DOWN THE BARREL there we go #Monsterdon

Welp, gotta put the electric knife down now. Stand back. So long Ol' Yeller. #Monsterdon

Oh nice, Polybius. #Monsterdon

He died as he lived, twitchy. #Monsterdon

Aaand the soda hits him in the dick causing a massive blood explosio- I WAS JOKING #Monsterdon

ROAD ROLLA #Monsterdon

Wait, so the bicycles aren't alive? How complex does a machine have to be before it comes to life? #Monsterdon

HOLY SHIT jack chick tracts in the car #Monsterdon

"I took you thirty feet, I expect some poon!" #Monsterdon

C'MOOON Megaweapon! Flatten the evangelical! #Monsterdon

Nice to see the actual protagonist has joined the film, I hope she kicks that guy's ass. #Monsterdon

This film is just people arriving at the truck stop for an hour and a half. #Monsterdon

My god, there's red corn syrup strewn all OVER this place! #Monsterdon

That clock harbors deep hatred towards humanity. #Monsterdon

Dude's about to get murdered by Mater. #Monsterdon