Welp, gotta put the electric knife down now. Stand back. So long Ol' Yeller. #Monsterdon

Oh nice, Polybius. #Monsterdon

He died as he lived, twitchy. #Monsterdon

Aaand the soda hits him in the dick causing a massive blood explosio- I WAS JOKING #Monsterdon

ROAD ROLLA #Monsterdon

Wait, so the bicycles aren't alive? How complex does a machine have to be before it comes to life? #Monsterdon

HOLY SHIT jack chick tracts in the car #Monsterdon

"I took you thirty feet, I expect some poon!" #Monsterdon

C'MOOON Megaweapon! Flatten the evangelical! #Monsterdon

Nice to see the actual protagonist has joined the film, I hope she kicks that guy's ass. #Monsterdon

This film is just people arriving at the truck stop for an hour and a half. #Monsterdon

My god, there's red corn syrup strewn all OVER this place! #Monsterdon

That clock harbors deep hatred towards humanity. #Monsterdon

Dude's about to get murdered by Mater. #Monsterdon

"Are you dead?"

Yes honey, I'm dead. #Monsterdon

Aaaaand then their car runs them both over. #Monsterdon

Damn, Lisa Simpson is a helluva driver. #Monsterdon

...Does it see through the rear-view mirrors, then? #Monsterdon

"You ever see that much nothing?"

We're watching this film, aren't we? #Monsterdon

Sprinklers like AAAAAAAAAARGH I WILL *KILL YOU HUMAN CHILD* sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle #Monsterdon