"I took you thirty feet, I expect some poon!" #Monsterdon

C'MOOON Megaweapon! Flatten the evangelical! #Monsterdon

Nice to see the actual protagonist has joined the film, I hope she kicks that guy's ass. #Monsterdon

This film is just people arriving at the truck stop for an hour and a half. #Monsterdon

My god, there's red corn syrup strewn all OVER this place! #Monsterdon

That clock harbors deep hatred towards humanity. #Monsterdon

Dude's about to get murdered by Mater. #Monsterdon

"Are you dead?"

Yes honey, I'm dead. #Monsterdon

Aaaaand then their car runs them both over. #Monsterdon

Damn, Lisa Simpson is a helluva driver. #Monsterdon

...Does it see through the rear-view mirrors, then? #Monsterdon

"You ever see that much nothing?"

We're watching this film, aren't we? #Monsterdon

Sprinklers like AAAAAAAAAARGH I WILL *KILL YOU HUMAN CHILD* sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle #Monsterdon

Sprinklers like AAAAAAAAAARGH I WILL *KILL YOU HUMAN CHILD* sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle #Monsterdon

Aw, poor beetle #Monsterdon

So the guy strangled by their walkman... Is the cord prehensile? #Monsterdon

I do like the idea of a homicidal ice cream truck, though. The hunter has become the hunted #Monsterdon

Oh someone's getting punched. #Monsterdon

"Look out!"

Dude we just had a ten minute scene about why he CAN'T DO THAT. #Monsterdon

So real quick, the appliance immediately to your left is the one that kills you. How do you die?

Me I get brained by a controller. #Monsterdon