Folks it is now one hour until #MONSTERDON the weekly monster movie watch party.
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So real quick, the appliance immediately to your left is the one that kills you. How do you die?
Me I get brained by a controller. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe I'd be strangled by a sentient stream of label tape from my label maker
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So real quick, the appliance immediately to your left is the one that kills you. How do you die?
Me I get brained by a controller. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Death by iPad Air
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So real quick, the appliance immediately to your left is the one that kills you. How do you die?
Me I get brained by a controller. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe stares wide-eyed at Hitachi Magic Wand
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@CactuarJoe stares wide-eyed at Hitachi Magic Wand
@nev The only honorable way to go 🫡 #Monsterdon
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He ran over *the Bible!* The disrespect! #Monsterdon
Capitalist boy over there trying to figure out how to charge the sentient trucks rent 9_9 #Monsterdon
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Capitalist boy over there trying to figure out how to charge the sentient trucks rent 9_9 #Monsterdon
"Where are they going, Curtis?"
Why the ancient Lost Trucker Burial Grounds, of course! #Monsterdon
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So real quick, the appliance immediately to your left is the one that kills you. How do you die?
Me I get brained by a controller. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe My ancient iPad? I fear it might be too old and slow to do anything much effectively. The tower fan a couple feet further however shudders
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"Where are they going, Curtis?"
Why the ancient Lost Trucker Burial Grounds, of course! #Monsterdon
So we all agree the newlyweds' car hasn't turned on them because it's their third, right? #Monsterdon
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So we all agree the newlyweds' car hasn't turned on them because it's their third, right? #Monsterdon
...And the truck spontaneously bursts into flame. Okay sure, why not. #Monsterdon
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So real quick, the appliance immediately to your left is the one that kills you. How do you die?
Me I get brained by a controller. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe a portable Bluetooth speaker will be the end of me
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...And the truck spontaneously bursts into flame. Okay sure, why not. #Monsterdon
"We can call the police-"
Chief it's gone a leeeeeettle beyond the boys in blue here. #Monsterdon
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So real quick, the appliance immediately to your left is the one that kills you. How do you die?
Me I get brained by a controller. #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe *looks to the left*
“Hydrant Pump? Well, I’m drowning.”
(Sitting outside at work on lunch break for context)
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"We can call the police-"
Chief it's gone a leeeeeettle beyond the boys in blue here. #Monsterdon
"Eat this."
Yes'm! #Monsterdon
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"Eat this."
Yes'm! #Monsterdon
WHO GAVE PAPA SMURF THE FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER??? #Monsterdon
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WHO GAVE PAPA SMURF THE FUCKING ROCKET LAUNCHER??? #Monsterdon
He's fine, it's a head wound. Literally his least essential part. #Monsterdon
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He's fine, it's a head wound. Literally his least essential part. #Monsterdon
AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP #Monsterdon
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AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP #Monsterdon
"If I put my arm around you, would you stick me with that thing?"
I mean, if that's what you're into, sure. #Monsterdon
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"If I put my arm around you, would you stick me with that thing?"
I mean, if that's what you're into, sure. #Monsterdon
...Flight of the Valkyries. Okay. Very serious directorial vision there, mister King. #Monsterdon
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...Flight of the Valkyries. Okay. Very serious directorial vision there, mister King. #Monsterdon
He's doing the quiet southern man menacing whisper. Pretty soon he'll start talking about throwing 'em to the crocodiles. #Monsterdon
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He's doing the quiet southern man menacing whisper. Pretty soon he'll start talking about throwing 'em to the crocodiles. #Monsterdon
I still don't know why Capitalist Pig is still alive, man bitching about money and control that much in a survival situation is sucking around for some friendly gunfire. #Monsterdon
