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  • M mourningdove@lemmy.zip

    What was the old saying?

    Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom Is knowing not to bake it into a cake.

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    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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    wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad

    charisma is selling salsa

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    • JackbyDevJ JackbyDev

      I was like “do I?” And looked around my room for the first thing I could use as an improvised club and my eyes landed on a sex toy.

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      festnt@sh.itjust.works
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      well it’ll work

      unless it’s too flexible, idk what kind of toy it is

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      • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world

        wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad

        charisma is selling salsa

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        mourningdove@lemmy.zip
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        Hah! Good one!

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          _stranger_@lemmy.world
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          CHA is knowing what to say to get what you want.

          A paladin uses CHA because they have to know exactly what to say to their deity to get the result they need. If they can’t rizz up their gods, they get no power.

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          • JackbyDevJ JackbyDev

            Wisdom is such a weird attribute in ttrpgs, it is often overloaded with the concept of perception. But at the same time I don’t necessarily think it should be split to it’s own thing, more attributes aren’t necessarily better.

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            _stranger_@lemmy.world
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            I think fallout’s S.P.E.C.I.A.L works quite well.

            Wisdom isn’t a thing by itself, it’s split between perception, charisma, and intelligence, for the most part.

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            • M mourningdove@lemmy.zip

              Those are SO not in the order I remember back when I used to pay.

              It was:

              STR
              INT
              WIS
              DEX
              CON
              CHA.

              As an added bonus, I remember the coin on the character sheets as being:

              Gold
              Silver
              Copper
              Platinum
              Electrum

              Probably helps to know I played in the late 70’s when campaigns like Keep on the Borderlands was a new thing and came in a box.

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              iunnrais@lemmy.world
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              Hey, I’m all for nostalgia, but reordering it to separate the physical stats from the mental ones was a very good idea. I’m pretty sure my first game back when I was… 10? (long time ago)… also used the Str Int Wis order. But you know… that order got changed REAL fast… 2e, iirc. And good riddance.

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                jankatarch@lemmy.world
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                Vitality: Whatever it is that makes wild hogs unkillable.

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                • M mourningdove@lemmy.zip

                  Those are SO not in the order I remember back when I used to pay.

                  It was:

                  STR
                  INT
                  WIS
                  DEX
                  CON
                  CHA.

                  As an added bonus, I remember the coin on the character sheets as being:

                  Gold
                  Silver
                  Copper
                  Platinum
                  Electrum

                  Probably helps to know I played in the late 70’s when campaigns like Keep on the Borderlands was a new thing and came in a box.

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                  quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                  Wasn’t it copper-silver-electrum-gold-platinum? That would be the order of value as I remember it but I haven’t looked at the boxed stuff in years.

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                    The words in the pictures have some diabolical keming

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                    • _ _stranger_@lemmy.world

                      I think fallout’s S.P.E.C.I.A.L works quite well.

                      Wisdom isn’t a thing by itself, it’s split between perception, charisma, and intelligence, for the most part.

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                      quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works
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                      Intelligence is being able to describe why rain exists and why it is raining. Wisdom is understanding that you can do the above while not standing in a rainstorm

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                      • Q quovadishomines@sh.itjust.works

                        Wasn’t it copper-silver-electrum-gold-platinum? That would be the order of value as I remember it but I haven’t looked at the boxed stuff in years.

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                        mourningdove@lemmy.zip
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                        You’d think, but nope. Not as I recall.

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                        • R redditrefugee69@lemmynsfw.com

                          I have never seen Intelligence contrasted with Wisdom in a way that felt fitting. Does an intelligent person not know when not to speak?

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                          iccrawler@lemmy.world
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                          I attribute it like the line, “Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn’t stop to think if they should.” Just because someome is brainy and knows a lot of specialized facts doesn’t mean they’ll always make wise decisions.

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                          • _ _stranger_@lemmy.world

                            CHA is knowing what to say to get what you want.

                            A paladin uses CHA because they have to know exactly what to say to their deity to get the result they need. If they can’t rizz up their gods, they get no power.

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                            neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works
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                            Paladin doesn’t use CHA with their god, they use it to lure the common people TO their god. So they gets more powah.

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                            • festnt@sh.itjust.worksF festnt@sh.itjust.works

                              i like how according to this everyone just has a big stick stowed away somehere

                              edit: wait now that i looked again, those are the exact stats for a fist in pf2e if you were level 0 and trained in unarmed attacks

                              assuming dnd fists work similarly, why didn’t they just put in a fist instead of a club?

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                              Tlaloc_Temporal
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                              Because DnD fists do 1 + STR damage, no dice at all.

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                              • M mourningdove@lemmy.zip

                                Hah! Good one!

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                                heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                                I wish I were smart enough to think of it myself, but I heard it somewhere

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                                • N neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works

                                  Paladin doesn’t use CHA with their god, they use it to lure the common people TO their god. So they gets more powah.

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                                  heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                                  Yeah the original description sounds more like a warlock. Which, what’s the diff between a hexblade and a pally really

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                                  • R redditrefugee69@lemmynsfw.com

                                    I have never seen Intelligence contrasted with Wisdom in a way that felt fitting. Does an intelligent person not know when not to speak?

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                                    heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.world
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                                    You have not my family I take it. Lots of book learning, no ability to shut up

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                                    • N neukenindekeuken@sh.itjust.works

                                      Paladin doesn’t use CHA with their god, they use it to lure the common people TO their god. So they gets more powah.

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                                      lordcrom@lemmy.world
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                                      A fun campaign i played was where the DM set up the scenario where I, a high level Paladin, gave up on my Diety and basically switched religions. That one was fun.

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                                      • XylightX Xylight

                                        The words in the pictures have some diabolical keming

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                                        beargun@ttrpg.network
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                                        jpegging a pdf will do that for you

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                                        • X xm34@feddit.org

                                          My prime example would be Donald Trump. Hideously looking and true evil while dumping strength, dexterity, constitution (unfortunately not enough), intelligence and wisdom, but he undeniably has at least an 18 in charisma.

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                                          lwl@lemmy.world
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                                          Tbh I don’t really get why though. Clearly he’s good at getting people to listen, but… why?

                                          Hitler was similar (except I’d say better looking) but listening to his speeches I at least get how he had crowds cheering. Trump could say things I agree with and I’d still not want to listen to him.

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