not sure if i am watching the right movie, giving 100% red alert 2 fan-edit aired on public access energy so far. into it. #monsterdon

having a hard time shifting back into kaiju mode, where questions like "what are they doing? why are they there? who are they?" are not relevant #monsterdon

they are not wrong, having the walls of a UFC cage be angled so you could run along them would be sick as hell #monsterdon

if what were real? if they were in a real TRON UFC match? #monsterdon

i am so glad they cast this nickelodeon bully as the voice actor of the very serious mutant soldier guy #monsterdon

did they rescue this movie from a well or something, who is grading these colors #monsterdon

i think this might be a counterfeit godzilla movie, because nobody proposed kidnapping and selling the fairies #monsterdon

they skipped right past learning conventional weapons don't work on kaiju and went straight into the Unique Command & Conquer Elite Unit energy weapons don't work on kaiju #monsterdon

this movie is also son of godzilla!?!?!??!?!!! #monsterdon

during the production of this movie someone slipped and broke the "number of things that happen" knob and they couldn't figure out how to turn it back down #monsterdon

those better be mutant terrorists. then we would only need French mutants and robot mutants to complete the set #monsterdon

so.... are the aliens related to the global kaiju attack? or are we just moving on to a different movie #monsterdon

the constant 2000's RTS background soundtrack is really really really working for me. you couldn't score a movie like this in any other way than going like "strap in and accept whatever washes over you, all emotional moments are the same and it is bad ass" #monsterdon

nonbinary fashion is 20 years behind what X is on #monsterdon

Targeting the UN secretary general as the leader of earth to bodysnatch is a classic alien localization error. #monsterdon

we had a technical #BechdelPass when one of the two conspicuously hot woman scientists asked the other "are you alright" #monsterdon

every. single. scene. is so rich with what the fuck in the sound design, sets, and costumes. incredible. why was there a loud goose noise in the middle of the "people of the world" mini-montage? why does the drummer seem to be diegetic? why is the blocking all the mutants standing in a line like the team assembly shot in a heist movie #monsterdon

Every hot lady journalist loves to conduct their interviews crawling around on the ground #monsterdon

where normally "the aliens have kidnapped the secretary general and are taking over human politics" would be an entire movie, that was in fact only 1/20th of the number of movies that are happening at once right now #monsterdon

there was a baby godzilla at one point in this movie and even if they drop 19 of the 20 plots i will not forgive them if they drop that one #monsterdon