My favorite variant of the f bomb used here: fucktangle.
“as with All Things Donny, the more we learn about any of his alleged ‘accomplishments,’ the stupider it gets. current case in point: this whole fucktangle in Iran.” - Jeff Tiedrich

Iran taunts Donny: “your mother was a hamster”
now go away, you silly American president

(www.jefftiedrich.com)