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Cactuar JoeC

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  • the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    ♫ Every~body ♪
    ♪ Needs some~body ♫

    😄

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  • the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    ALSO

    My other other other favorite thing about this movie;

    The silence at the beginning of the film, with Jake alone in prison, versus the INTENSELY LOUD MUSIC AND RIOT at the end with Jake together with everyone in prison 😄

    It wasn't jail because Jake got arrested, it was jail because Jake was there by himself 😄

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  • the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    'Course it's also worth mentioning that God's protection fails spectacularly *the very instant* the Blues Brothers complete their task.

    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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  • the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    Also, this reading of the movie casts the cops and the military in the role of servants of the forces of evil

    which is nice

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  • the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    See, there's a subtext to The Blues Brothers that Jake and Elwood are *literally* on a mission from God, it's not just an excuse. So the random shit and goofy stunts isn't just Saturday Night Live jokes or Looney Tunes logic, it's LITERALLY, TEXTUALLY miraculous.

    Or, to put it another way, God caused a 1979 Dodge Monaco to spontaneously ramp a cop car.

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  • the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    The final car chase is probably my favorite part of the whole movie just because it contains so many absurd stunts and Looney Tunes bits.

    So you get a lot of great instances of my favorite thing about the movie, which is Super Weird Shit Happens All Around The Blues Brothers And They Don't React 😄

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  • the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    "The use of unnecessary violence in the apprehension of the Blues Brothers

    has been approved."

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  • the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    Did I mention I went to the grocery store today? Picked up food for the week and some cough syrup and when I had to present my ID (because they want to make sure it's only adults making meth) the cashier took my ID and automatically punched in my DOB while saying "I hope you feel better soon ):"

    And then in the parking lot a couple offered to return my cart for me

    so I guess I must've LOOKED sick is what I'm saying ^^;;

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  • it’s a clitoris, not a clitorisn’t
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    @Taweret You thought it was the taint, but 'tisn't.

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  • the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    The Blues Brothers is healing me.

    You can't lie to a nun, Jake.

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  • the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    @xerozohar yeah!

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  • the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    Me: Oo I wanna play Video Game

    My Sinuses: No you ain't

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  • the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    I'm lookin' forward to making chicken stock tomorrow. Feels like I'm constructing a missile in my garage that I'm gonna launch at an enemy in *precisely* 24 hours.

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  • the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    woooo i napped so hard Min had to headbutt me in the stomach at dinner time 8D;

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  • what's that?
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    @Taweret Oh I love these! Killing them with the element picker is always a great time 😄

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  • Okay I think this one wins
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    Okay I think this one wins

    https://imgur.com/eI2zRG1

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  • the combination of cool temperatures (after a week of sweating my face off in Oregon) and cold/flu-like symptoms has me possessed by a manic kind of energy
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    Annoying the difference between medicated me and unmedicated me right now 😕

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  • Today I'm reading about the Toronto Clown Riots.
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    Today I'm reading about the Toronto Clown Riots.

    ...That's not a joke, I actually am: https://www.thestar.com/news/gta/forgotten-toronto-inside-the-great-clown-riots-of-1855-and-the-coverup-that-changed-the/article_7a58b68a-7fc4-42d6-9c48-0123701e2ddd.html

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  • So it's been three days since Trump's last public appearance.
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    @trixter *laying on my stomach kicking my feet in the air* Do you think maybe he's suffering right now? 😄 I super hope he's suffering right now ❤

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  • So it's been three days since Trump's last public appearance.
    Cactuar JoeC Cactuar Joe

    @liferstate Ooo, that's a tough choice. I have no idea what to pick!

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