So to be clear:
1. The US President is a convicted rapist and notorious racist, compromised by both Russia and Israel, legislating like a mob boss, distracting from consequences for his participation in an international child sex trafficking by bombing schools in Pakistan to, in his words, protect women and the very democratic principles his ICE agents are killing his own citizens in opposition to.
2. The Canadian Prime Minister, an international investment banker, is selling uranium to the Indian Prime Minister while world war three approaches, turning a blind eye to the latter's role in political assassination(s?) in Canada and declaring the human-rights based international world order a sham anyway while making sure to get his under capitalism (laying off workers, experts, scientists; mistreating and surveilling the few who remain (keeping them in fear)).
3. The British Prime Minister gives me a "what do you mean I have to stand up for any broader principle than my own personal self-interest" kind of vibe. (Eton?) "Surely this can't be happening to *me.*"
I loved playing with if-thens.