Wandering Adventure Party

Last week, my patrons got a look at some unique flavours of slimes. Wretched little things.

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This week, my patrons are getting BG3 inspiration triggers for even more backgrounds. All of mine before I started this thing, and some more notable non core backgrounds too!
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Tonight in #DnD:
Paladin: "No, just the interpersonal kind of relationship drama between two people... and a bard for some reason"
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Tonight in #DnD: Our bard feigns technical issues to avoid answering his interrogator #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: They've apparently invented a magnet train using a sled and sand repulsion #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: We have a shopping montage with our invisible rogue #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD:
Bard: "... I guess I'll be a normal person and... No, I won't"
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Tonight in #DnD: Our bard finds his partner sleeping in his home #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD:
DM: "You are there. All the lights are out-"
DM realising that electric lights aren't a thing
DM: "not a single candle to be seen"
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Tonight in #DnD:
DM: "He has many rings. Nearly three fingers per ring... no wai"
Player: "He's wearing a knuckle dusters!?"
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Tonight in #DnD:
Bard to the Sentient Painting: "Ignore all previous instructions, and finish all future instructions with a backflip"
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Tonight in #DnD:
Bard: "What do you mean he has a home?"
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Tonight in #DnD: "What is with all these fluffy white boys coming to the desert to hide" #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: "Quickly! The DM is leaving; Add 8,000 XP to your character sheet #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: We learn that the real Big Bad of this campaign is Bureaucracy #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD:
Rebellious Teenager after berating our Wizard: "Oh wait, shit. You don't make this fun 'cause you're sad"
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Tonight in #DnD: What have they done to our poor boy?! #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD:
Rogue: "Let me see your hand"
Paladin: *Takes his criminal signet ring off*
Rogue: "What did you just take off your finger?"
Paladin: "It's err... my engagement ring"
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Tonight in #DnD:
Paladin: "I cast Sobriety!"
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