Wandering Adventure Party

You missed the circle of ooze yesterday? Damn, I was sure you'd step in it. Now, don't look down, but step here.
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Ever sleep in a really good bed and have a good meal and think: "That's definitely 75% of my HD back"? No? Damn, anyway!

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The 90's called and... they miss you. Pick this subclass and relive the goo hype.
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We here at dTT (it's just me, hi) are proud to say that we never have and never will use generative AI in anything we ever make. We only make the finest artisan 100% genuine human stupidity, and we have a patron if you want to support us.

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Last week, my patrons were of a like mind. Become one and find out why, along with so much more!

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Hey there! I've been rewriting 5e because oneD&D and its replacements are disappointing.
Most recently I rewrote the monk to not have to spend it's useful versatile resource to power its most basic ability.
Become a patron and give it a try!

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Tonight in #DnD:
Player 1: "It was a good time, seven children died"
Player 2 (A teacher): "Agreed"
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Tonight in #DnD: Our shifter party member came out as lycanthropic for pride month #TTRPG

@AndreasDavour He successfully rolled a 7 again

Tonight in #DnD:
DM: "And that's a 24 to hit"
Bard: "I use my bardic inspiration to make that miss"
DM: "You're going to have to roll a 9 on a d8"
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Tonight in #DnD:
Fighter: "We only said we'd find the missing people, not bring them back alive."
Wizard: "No, I'm pretty sure we did."
Fighter: "Dammit!"
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Tonight in #DnD:
Bard: *Rolls 7 on a Wisdom save*
Rune Knight: "I'll use my storm rune to let you make that roll again"
Bard: *Makes the roll again... exactly*
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Tonight in #DnD: The rune knight is culturally appropriating the goliath's large size #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: What is an occult summoning ritual, if not an evil sermon #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD:
DM: "... so your plan is to slide down the steep cliff, the the narrow space next to the wall that you suspect a bunch of powerful spellcasters and their extraplanar pets are conducting a ritual and loudly casting a spell within like 10 feet of them?" #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD:
DM: "... that's because it's convenient, and the people who designed 5e had other ideas"
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Tonight in #DnD: "Just import oil of sharpness and rename it oil of lead" #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: We pit two PCs who want the +1 AC against each other. Whoever loses gets the prize! #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: As a reward for recapping the previous session, I gave a player Inspiration. As a general rule we refresh inspiration to start the game off, so I'm not sure if it means anything #TTRPG

This week, my patrons are learning that while money cannot buy them happiness, it can make it more comfortable while you listlessly rock back and forth in bed.

Become a patron and rest comfortably that you'll get this when it comes out properly on Sunday
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