Wandering Adventure Party

Make friends... literally... out of the ether! The Rift Binder is a half caster with an otherworldly companion that helps them with the squishy lack of HP thing that they have going on.#DnD #TTRPGhttps://www.drivethrurpg.com/product/424439/The-Rift-Binder/

You missed that minotaur charging through yesterday attacking everyone? We don't know what set him off, do you have any ideas?#ToV #DnD #TTRPGhttps://www.patreon.com/posts/emotional-damage-148519495/

Become a patron to learn how to weather all odds!#ToV #TTRPG #DnDhttps://www.patreon.com/posts/150834798/

Put that pesky princess to sleep, no spindle (or 18 year wait) necessary!#ToV #DnD #TTRPGhttps://www.patreon.com/posts/emotional-damage-148519495/

Tonight in #DnD:Honourable Knight after collapsing a tent that's on fire on someone: "I'm just going to trust that he's going to die a horrible painful burning death"#TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: This tent pole has more hit points than a commoner #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD:Barbarian: "This one looks important. So I should capture him."Barbarian: "I should weaken him first... like a pokemon"Draconians, gotta catch e maul!#TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: The tied scout fears for her life as the minotaur pulls out his axe and charges towards her... and proceeds to cut her binds #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: The sorcerer does not know yet that his future holds summoning orbital space lasers with his mind #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: We thought we were ambushing draconians. But no! Out from their tents came legions upon legions of clowns! #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: The echo knight's ancestor may have summoned an entire army of echoes. Damn that would have been a better capstone than *checks notes* a second one #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: The psychic bug people can convey their thoughts perfectly and without error but they chose an oral history anyway #TTRPG

@pteryx Surprisingly no. Just a murderous nightmare blood curse

Tonight in #DnD: Roll Initiative! It's time to dance! #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: DM: "Roll me a Wisdom save against joy!"#TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: "Stop being polite about politeness. I'm trying to be polite!" #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: "He may have an Intelligence of 7, but he's at least up to date with the medical literature." #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: "No back seat doctoring from the cadaver, please" #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD: Everything is held up by the sudden appearance of a fox plush on someone's bed. Is it a harbinger of demonic incursion, or is it a normal stuffed toy? Nobody knows! #TTRPG

Tonight in #DnD:Me when attempting to engage in inter-character small talk: "PANIK!"Other players: "Why do you call people 'deer'?"#TTRPG