Wandering Adventure Party

I got an invite tonight to my 25th high school reunion.

I feel like I should be telling kids to get off my lawn.

Due to a mistranslation, it is actually not the Rapture. It's the Rupture. Everyone who has eaten at Chipoltle will spend the next 10 hours having explosive diarrhea.

I'm not fat. I just require more space for all of my wisdom.

@Tim_Eagon We really did. The rain seems to have stopped for now. After I have my coffee I'll get back to sucking the water from the carpet.

We apparently got 9 inches of rain in my area overnight. This is the most rain we have had in such a short amount of time in a very long time....

@Tim_Eagon D'oh!

Heat Advisory outside gives me an excuse to be lazy with yardwork. Again.