Wandering Adventure Party

You deserve happiness and nice things.
You deserve a huge library with one of those rolling ladders.
You deserve a secret library hidden within that library, filled with ancient texts of magic and maps showing the way back to the realm of faerie, where you truly belong.

Books are not clutter. Clutter is all the other stuff that gets in the way of having more books.

How do you like to travel?

Friends, please speak with a doctor if you spend more than 3 nights per week floating through the cosmos as an ancient tentacled god, slumbering for eons and waiting for the right moment to unleash your madness upon the universe.

Your daily horoscope.
Today you will feel like a thrift store book: dog-eared, with a creased spine, and patiently awaiting a chance to enthrall someone new.

Do not go gentle into that good night.
Put on an inflatable frog suit and rage against the dying of the light.

What would your secret lair look like?

Friends, please speak with a doctor if you spend more than 3 nights per week shambling through the gloom and being the reason a forest is considered haunted.

What did you want to be when you grew up?

Things to celebrate when you don't feel like celebrating your country:
- yourself
- weird friends
- cool grandmas
- furry companions who don't like loud noises
- books, burritos, & beer
- ancient & undying creatures of the abyss, who also don't like loud noises