I am fully blind. Sometimes when I meet a new person for the first time and they ask why, I'll tell them that I lost my sight from masturbating too much as a teenager. My sighted friends tell me the looks on their faces are priceless.

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In a job interview, when asked what I was passionate about I went on a 10 minutes rant about the veg I was growing in my garden, I think at one point I had to pause to hold back tears when talking about my multiple attempts at courgettes - nobody stopp...In a job interview, when asked what I was passionate about I went on a 10 minutes rant about the veg I was growing in my garden, I think at one point I had to pause to hold back tears when talking about my multiple attempts at courgettes - nobody stopped me, I somehow got the job