Wandering Adventure Party

There *is* enough for everyone and a little extra too.

@mekkaokereke

Did you see my post about this? How did they find pants that make her legs look short?

myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

I made this post: https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/114931976378124189 *before* hearing about the Sydney Sweeney controversy. Maybe some of you thought this was about that? It wasn't. But I do think "something is in the air." In the zeitgeist. To summarize: Actress Sydney Sweeney just made a commercial for American Eagle. It echos an infamous 1980 commercial by then underage supermodel Brooke Shields. This is the original ad. "good jeans" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzR5b6HoIA 1/

Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

There are some remarkable traditions in jeans and western clothing... why not tap into them? "jeans and jeans" will never work. Here are some better tops. Both controversial and exciting.

What if the clothing was as polarizing as the ad copy?

They want to do eugenic chic? (please dont)
Maybe go full "mail order bride"

Why I stopped ordering food delivery:

Modest Meal..... $14.99
Drink.... $3.43

"I will enjoy the Modest Meal and a drink."

Bill:

Modest Meal $14.99
Drink. $3.43
Tax $2.80
Service Fee $5.35
Fee ... $2.80
Area Charge ... $6.90
Delivery ... $4.80
Just Go With It Fee $3.04
Movement Charge? ...$2.94
Delivery Fee... $2.80
Snakes ..$2.34
Vendor Notion $2.80
Just Because Fee $4.81
Ghost Removal $6.03
Vibes ... $1.03
Fee Tax $6.30

Total: 65.56
Tax Again For Some Reason: 11.62

True Total: 77.19