@CactuarJoe yojimbo seen some shit.
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Y'know I'm not usually a Signs From The Universe guy, but today The Universe dropped a foil rare Magic the Gathering card in front of me during my walk. -
Hm, Shithead has a minor heart-related condition.@CactuarJoe “has at least CVI”, in the same way he has “at least 220 pounds and 4% body fat” according to his docs.
(There’s hope)
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Some nutjob investor thinks the next Grand Theft Auto is gonna make more than seven and a half BILLION dollars in two months flat.@CactuarJoe two words: Shark Cards
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She's raising the lewd dead to go storm the legislature.@CactuarJoe she want to know what that femur do.
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Hm, maybe.@CactuarJoe Tim Sweeney is Skywarp at best.
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People talk a lot of shit about the flatness of the Midwest, but it's pretty boss in the spring and summer to be able to look out your window and see a storm kilometers away throwing down lightning bolts the size of trees.@CactuarJoe I love me a Midwest sunset.
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I think fish should be able to get a driver's license.@CactuarJoe “what does god need with a starship?”
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I mowed the lawn, I think I'm owed a quesadilla <3@CactuarJoe no joke; I mowed the lawn and had a quesadilla today.
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First Papal decree: Blessing a Chicago hot dog, the only truly holy sausage.@CactuarJoe if he talks about pizza, though…
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#MonsterHunterWilds #MonsterHunter@CactuarJoe don’t call it a comeback!