Wandering Adventure Party

HALT. THE FLOW OF TIME!

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you can see they were trying to have an emotional goodbye but it's like the whole thing was made by italian robots that have only experienced whatever italian robot emotional simulations are like

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itmustbETHECOUNTSWeapon

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"now that quality... must be... best"

like can you imagine doing the english dubbing for this and reading the lines you were supposed to read #monsterdon

the amount of ???????? i experienced watching this scene #monsterdon

#BestOfMonsterdon #FreezingsOfMonsterdon

"guardian, take my revenge"

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demonstration of everything good in starcrash in 45 seconds (not supercut)

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starcrash "i don't care" but it's just the i don't care

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"I don't care" delivery rivaling devil girl for "go girl give us nothing" energy

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Listen up #BozosOfMonsterdon to the STARCRASH THEME SONG that was apparently cut from the main release

Starcrash
Two hearts on one course flash
[whatever one time lasts]
we're endless together

Starcrash
Hoping for starcrash
I [learned i was drifting???]
a lot going on

i was the sensa da
lenta da menta da
star crash.....
never recover....
once you burn you go star....

Starcrash!
far from our eyes flash
and pray from the hand fan
rely on the tan!!!!!!!

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hang on this theme song whips was this in the main movie??? #monsterdon

"it's so nice to be turned on again," "and how" might be the only joke that actually gets delivered well #monsterdon

for combat scenes you need to have lots of setup shots to tell me who people are and what they are shooting at, it doesn't really work when all your setup shots are completely unrelated to the blowing shit up shots #monsterdon

torpedo boarding vessels into the church glass windows of a spaceship, completely exposing it to the vacuum of space.. multiple times. GOOD! CHOICES! #monsterdon

EXPLANATION FOR THE ROBOT COWBOY is all i needed!!!!! #monsterdon

how could you remove the misaligned "i don't care" that is such a shitty line #monsterdon

the robot just named that planet amazon planet and said everything on it was 'amazon airfighters' instead of just airfighters, great choices made #monsterdon

no fucking shit did they actually have "amazons on horses!" in the actual fucking script #monsterdon

ok so they DID introduce the computer brain earlier, they just cut it out #monsterdon

man the parts of this movie that worked worked so well. that set is perfect #monsterdon