An object in motion tends to stay in motion, which is why I don’t go anywhere.
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An object in motion tends to stay in motion, which is why I don’t go anywhere. -
I submit for your enjoyment, The Predator Holiday Special.I submit for your enjoyment, The Predator Holiday Special.
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My wife says I overthink things but she won’t read my 100 page analysis on why I don’t.My wife says I overthink things but she won’t read my 100 page analysis on why I don’t.
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I just wanted to do an emotions check on the Fediverse.Follow up poll:
Do you feel tired?
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I just wanted to do an emotions check on the Fediverse.I just wanted to do an emotions check on the Fediverse. How is everyone doing? Feel free to check as many boxes as are applicable.
Please boost so the people in the back can also see it and respond.
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I'm not going to lie: this is a lot of butthole in the feed.I'm not going to lie: this is a lot of butthole in the feed. Like, maybe this was too much butthole? Have we over-buttholed the Fediverse?
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In the movie, The Usual Suspects, if you replace Keyser Soze with Kaiser Permanente, it still works.In the movie, The Usual Suspects, if you replace Keyser Soze with Kaiser Permanente, it still works.
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He’s a 10 but in binary.He’s a 10 but in binary.
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The real treasure was the clean public bathroom we found along the way.The real treasure was the clean public bathroom we found along the way.
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They say The Godfather is a perfect movie but there’s not a single wizard in it.They say The Godfather is a perfect movie but there’s not a single wizard in it. No lasers either.
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You know you’re getting old when you and your partner take each other’s blood pressure for fun.You know you’re getting old when you and your partner take each other’s blood pressure for fun.