Wandering Adventure Party

Everyone keeps saying Brie Larson was their pick for Samus Aran. No. You are thinking too small.

Gwendoline Christie should be Samus Aran.

@CactuarJoe He was so dedicated to Transformers remaining smooth and hairless that he only wrote a single episode of Beast Wars.

Funny that a guy named Simon Furman would spend most of his life writing about those famously fur-free robots, the Transformers.

Why didn't anyone tell me René Magritte drew the first fanart of the Demon Core

@CactuarJoe Lego are expensive but you get what you pay for. I have bricks from the 70s that still fit perfectly with bricks made this year.

IRS: Hey we know you're extremely interested in having access to a free IRS-run tax filing service, but would knowing it would cost the government $10-$20 per user to set up change your mind?

Me: Damn, where is the survey asking how I feel about any other thing the federal government wastes money on?

@CactuarJoe Well yeah that's too many things with "sweat" in the name

It is the year 2025. Time for everyone to put on their futuristic new uniform. Choose one of the following:

Friend: God I want what he has.

Me: A cute dress and a gameboy?

Friend: I, well... Yes.

The funny thing about art is no matter what your problem is the answer is "make more art."
Don't like how your art looks? Make more art until you do.
Not sure how to do something? Try making art with different techniques.
Afraid nobody will ever appreciate your art? Folks won't find you unless you keep making it.

If my bed was like a gas station hot dog roller I think that would fix me

@CactuarJoe It DOES make me feel old, but there are a lot of other things that make me feel even more old so it's whatever.

Holy shit https://www.thewrap.com/steven-universe-lars-of-the-stars-prime-video-annecy/

@CactuarJoe What is it with Nintendo and following up a wildly popular handheld console with an improved but overpriced version that never manages to sell as well as its predecessor?

The Switch 2 is the 3DS of Nintendo handheld consoles.

Okay things are officially getting a bit silly over at 8BitDo https://bsky.app/profile/wario64.bsky.social/post/3lqqivt2qx62l

@CactuarJoe @trixter I mean, unless there's an even bigger twist than the Pop Music, that is very much a thing that happens. Romeo and Juliet will not appear in subsequent entries in the JULIET & ROMEO Franchise.

@trixter But Trixter, the original Pop Music rockets these ever-present themes right to the heart of our characters!

the JULIET & ROMEO Franchise

Sometimes I still think about how Gwyneth Paltrow's business is called "Goop" because it's her initials "GP" and a consultant that was convinced the reason why Yahoo and Google were successful was the fact they have "oo" in their name.