Wandering Adventure Party

#DnD advice: Assert your dominance at the table by attacking fellow players. And their characters.

#DnD advice: Writing a murder mystery adventure? After they find the body, throw a bunch of random unrelated clues and weird NPCs at your players. Their most convincing guess is what actually happened.

#DnD advice: When your bard gives a concert, make sure the rest of the party is ready to sell merch.

#DnD advice: Players keep cutting into YOUR game time with their "real lives?" Once everyone arrives to the game, seal the doors. By the gods, they won't interrupt this game session with their inane whining like "please let me out, I have a family."

#DnD advice: Make a character that inspires your fellow players to engage - that brooding, mysterious loner in the corner will be irresistible!

#DnD advice: Recharge your dice by wrapping them up in old math homework

#DnD advice: Pushing someone over is easier if you have an ally lie prone behind them first.

#DnD advice: Get yourself another set of dice. For emergencies.

#DnD advice: Don't forget to tell the barbarian a bedtime story during each long rest or they won't fall asleep!

#DnD advice: Your next campaign is a snap to prep. Grab a random YA fantasy novel and start reading it aloud to your players. This is the box text.

How to Build a Lycan Character https://tbmgames.com/2025/06/07/how-to-build-a-lycan-character/

I refuse to be gaslit any further. There is no such thing as pickleball.

#DnD Advice: Never work for exposure! If a king says that bards will sing your songs in exchange for your slaying the local dragon, explain that you can't pay your rent in bard songs.

#DnD advice: Reuse maps whenever possible - the Big Bad's last stand can totally take place at the road where the kobolds attacked your party in Session 1.

So in conclusion, yes, I touch the glowing orb with the skeletons around it.

#dnd #ttrpg

#DnD advice: There is no such thing as "Casual D&D" - this is serious business.

#DnD advice: Do your players have too much money? A trip to a fantasy pet store will sort that right out.

#DnD advice: You can sneak past most of the dungeon encounters by wearing a hi-vis vest and holding a clipboard.

#DnD advice: Incorporate realistic battle damage on your minis! Whenever a creature is reduced to half its hit points or fewer, give the mini a solid whack with a hammer.

#DnD advice: You can get extra spell slots if you vacuum your GM's house.