Wandering Adventure Party

I wonder what the bikinis are doing right now?

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Me when I spot an actor that I recognize

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@cherizilla

There is Godzilla Monopoly (because of course there is). Unfortunately it’s the same boring game with a different skin. Has Godzilla, Mothra, Rodan, Ghidorah, Gigan, and Minilla pawns.

A shame they didn’t mix up the rules. something like… properties start with hotels and houses and you have to destroy them?

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If the movie has…
1. Two named female characters
2. They talk to each other
3. They swap blood
The movie passes the Bechdel Lugosi Test

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Creature II: Revenge

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Kill ‘em all and let cod sort them out

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John Rhys-Davies time baby!
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@diazona @apLundell

COLD OPEN

[glass smashing]

Vincent Price dangles Jack Nicholson out of the broken window

Jack, panicking: “All right! All right! I’ll tell you!”

Vincent: “I want the name!”

Jack: “Your wife was killed by a mob hit-man known only as… THE RAVEN”

[Vincent drops Jack, who falls to his death]

Title Sequence:

Edgar Allen Poe’s The Raven

Directed by Sam Peckinpah

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Edgar Allen Poe: [cue the zany xylophone]

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I get it now! The filmmakers made the movie slow ON PURPOSE so that I could read all the #Monsterdon posts!

@CactuarJoe @Bluedepth

Looks like you signed up for the Basic tier, Mr. Colwyn. Unfortunately returning to your hand is a Premium tier upgrade.

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@Zerofactorial @CactuarJoe

Glaive enshitification

MGaaS: MacGuffin as a Service

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Colwyn Googling: cyclops stuck in door

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