Wandering Adventure Party

She-Creature. He-Pnotist.
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Well that was a meet cute that didn't happen. Poor She-Creature can never get close to a good fella.
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The audience has been hypnotized by this film. In that it's putting us to sleep.
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She's preparing to come out. Good for her.
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King's back! (King growls) Don't listen to him King!
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In space? With another new broken accent?
OMG he summoned an Asphyx!
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Swedish comic relief?
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She's here! Up from the depths it's ancient monster f*cker bait.
Or just the love child of a lobster and a some broken concrete.
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SLEEEEEEEEP!
Sleep Hurting?
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Every time I look back at the screen King is barking or there's cleavage. So so far this is a good movie.
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Ghostly hypnosis waters?
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(A King barks)
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Oh a beach house.
Oh a wrecked beach house.
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Oh right time for annual Christmas quiz on out robot podcast... gonna be late for movie after I lose all the musical questions.
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Soon! What kind of creature is She?
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@CactuarJoe Yes. The woooooorst.
Not objectionable or utterly horrible. But it is the worst thing we have seen in a while. Slow, dull, bad, no damn ending, not punishment, no clue what happened to half the characters.
Puppet people are the worst.
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@CactuarJoe you have to disclose if you are or are not Anish Kapoor before using that color.

Why does this feel like it's an FMV game? Did this started out as a game that got canceled and they just filmed a little bit more to make a half a plot?
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The Nerconomicon? A book of the deadites?
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Wait, was there technically no nudity in that sex scene?
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