@Tim_Eagon get on it, and report back soldier! 🫡
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Hey baby are you a highway?'nCus I wanna ride you all night long 😉 -
Hey baby are you a highway?'nCus I wanna ride you all night long 😉Hey baby are you a highway?
Cus I wanna ride you all night long

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Bruh, I didn't know Rutger Hauer was an actor :0'nI thought it was a USSR era handgun manufactured in East Germany.This was the gun I was thinking of and I think a modified one of these were used in #starwars....???
Right? Like same??


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Bruh, I didn't know Rutger Hauer was an actor :0'nI thought it was a USSR era handgun manufactured in East Germany.Bruh, I didn't know Rutger Hauer was an actor :0
I thought it was a USSR era handgun manufactured in East Germany.
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I'm gonna sound super racist... but what sect of Muslim is #ZoranMamdani ?'nHis wife is not covered.I'm gonna sound super racist... but what sect of Muslim is #ZoranMamdani ?
His wife is not covered. Her face isn't obscured or anything.
He DJs at gay clubs. So I guess he is supportive of LGBT+ folk.
I wanna know what are my chances of having a positive encounter with someone who is muslim?
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I kinda dislike when people have personality codes on their dating profiles.'nIdky.I kinda dislike when people have personality codes on their dating profiles.
Idky. It just comes off as cringe. Almost as cringe as people who tell you their star sign.
Put something useful up there.. idk like ur blood type XD.
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Watched Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo and gotta say not as good as I thought it would be.Honestly though I would take (the film) Rope over Vertigo.... Hot take?:
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Watched Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo and gotta say not as good as I thought it would be.Watched Alfred Hitchcock's Vertigo and gotta say not as good as I thought it would be.
I love The Lady Vanishes and 39 Steps (which is his earlier stuff) but Vertigo... I was with it up until the half way point then boom it was just "ugh".
AND Vertigo is rate 8.5 or some shit.
I watched The Man Who Knew Too Much and Psycho and they were WAY WAY more interesting and better in my opinion and rated less WTF??!?!?!
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Nice...@Tim_Eagon idk also it first asks to view ur face and it said I looked 19 and needed to provide ID.
So by this logic I could totally just get someone older than me, get them to do a selfie and then boom no more questions.
Basically if you pass as looking older... you just don't need to prove anything really at all. Doesn't even need to be ur face as you'll never have to verify ever again.
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Nice...Nice... apparently I don't have a face.
On another note it's telling me to continue on my phone....
Bitch I'm on my phone.
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*Gasps* what if I used my first name interchangeably?*Gasps* what if I used my first name interchangeably?
People always - and I mean always- miss hear Tess as fucking TEZ... how the fuck am I right?
In casual conversation I'm like "oh I'm Tess." Or Tessiah. I've being trying to introduce myself as Tessiah-Elise as a thing.
What if I introduced myself as Elise-Tessiah? :V :0