Wandering Adventure Party

@tewha Sugar free gummy bears? Those Amazon reviews are hilarious.

The wife I describe here is partially real, but partially just inspired by my real wife. I’m just saying this in case she ever joins Mastodon and reads my back posts. Shit.

@tewha close enough

@tewha There's a turtle-like one called squirdle

Whatever Hallmark movie they were filming last week in Abbotsford's heatwave would be interesting to watch just to see the actors suffer in their parkas.

@tewha ain’t nobody seeing you today!