Wandering Adventure Party

This is the only day you can boost this

#almostchristmas #shitpost #aceattorney #christmas

Get bapped, idiot

#SootAndShine #cats #cat #catsofmastodon #catsky

I love Earthbound and stuff, but this might just be the most misleading opening graphic for any video game in history

#earthbound #mother #motherseries #gaming #retrogaming #videogames

Have some warm happy kitties in this cold sad world.

#cats #CatsOfMastodon #cat #pet #photography

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.

Searches on Ask Jeeves.

Flash website intros.

Personal websites.

88x31 buttons off the coast of Yahoo Chat.

All these moments...are pretty much still here, actually. Even if they aren't, they're likely on archive.org.

Time to die.

As a UX designer I totally get people's pain at New UI, but I also totally loathe the corporate hellscape where we trained people to use exactly 1-5 "daily driver" apps and never touch a single website (ew!!!)

Entrusting your entire digital life to a few mega-corps is bad, actually.

"Mastodon is SO different from bluesky"

(me, struggling to think of the largest difference between the two)

"Oh yeah, the post form is on the left, that's pretty confusing. Also the background is a different shade of blue, that'll fuck ya right up."

I want you to make things. With your own abilities.

They might be bad; that's okay. Everyone starts off bad at everything. That's how you learn.

This AI generated image fad can't end soon enough, starting to see them on mastodon, rarely, at least.

The sacred text

#shitpost #sweetbroanshellajeff #memes #stairs #homestuck

Being "Ultraprocessed" is not why the thing with 90% sodium in 50g of edible matter is bad for you.

I get the media/cultural appeal to find a "single thing that makes food bad" but there isn't one and it certainly isn't "noooo they used a big scary machine "

I yearn to never Please another Stakeholder

Nobody starts out 'Good' at any creative task.

Do not be afraid to create "bad art".

How the hell else are you gonna get good?

#creativity #art #protip

AI "art" is going to give me an unjustified hatred for soft gradients.