@CactuarJoe We decided to give it a try. Absolutely delicious. Perfect texture. The honey and heavy cream are slayer. 

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They had croissant loaf bread at Aldi this week, so I'm making quite possibly the most French french toast known to man. -
I suppose I should, like, make a list of what I want to take with me on my trip.@CactuarJoe Oh noooo it wasn't the altitude and/or humidityyy noooo
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Yeah we all knew #MonsterHunterWilds was getting Chocobos as soon as the Seikret were announced, right?@CactuarJoe omg this is dangerously misleading
The steps between one and two... omfg, kind of skipped over:Level to 50, skip the Bahamut content if you're insane, kill the manifestation of the void, fight Rome, get to 60, fight dragons who are putting pieces of other dragons in them for more dragon power, fight a time altering god machine that needs to be destroyed or the world will be destroyed fueling it, fight a civil war, get to 70, take the war overseas and fight a boss battle that distills war profiteering and generational trauma in its visual storytelling, fight a guy who beat you up already and is now a dragon who is infamous for being more powerful than previous Final Fantasy end bosses - I don't even know how to summarize Shadowbringers because wtf - then going from 80 to 90 is basically learning how thermodynamics works while fighting *all* the gods, and then 90-100 you have to babysit everyone while *they* fight gods.
THEN you can play some Monster Hunter.
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Yeah we all knew #MonsterHunterWilds was getting Chocobos as soon as the Seikret were announced, right?@CactuarJoe Won't lie, definitely got lasered in half while trying to figure out what that meant.
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I dunno man, maybe sometimes the right response to The Discourse is to go, "This is stupid" and move on.@CactuarJoe Basilisks everywhere.
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Look I like Steam too, but I refuse to believe there's any such thing as a "big-hearted billionaire," gaming or otherwise :/@CactuarJoe If Gabe doesn't love us, then how come promotional sales exist?
Checkmate. ♟️
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I'm doing a painting for my niece's first birthday, and her mom requested a dragon.@CactuarJoe Ahhh nice and billowy, that's satisfying.

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Y'know I'm not usually a Signs From The Universe guy, but today The Universe dropped a foil rare Magic the Gathering card in front of me during my walk.@CactuarJoe Really wish my favorite games weren't also the favorite games of wealthy collectors.
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Most video game previews: Here's an overview of the game, here's some video, here's an upbeat interview with our director!@CactuarJoe I guess it would be slightly weird to keep while fully voiced, but I really liked that sound effect. Damn shame.
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Pixel art for an old game project - Bastard of the Red Moon card.Pixel art for an old game project - Bastard of the Red Moon card. Project fell apart but I'm proud of the pieces that came of it.