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  • Neil KandalgaonkarN Neil Kandalgaonkar

    @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

    - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

    - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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    @neilk @petrillic

    They did this gag literally in one of the Charlie's Angels movies (the good ones).

    It's still funny.

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    • Neil KandalgaonkarN Neil Kandalgaonkar

      @petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.

      - Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell

      - The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot

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      @neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

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      • Chris PetrilliP Chris Petrilli

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        @petrillic Lol!

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          @neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.

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          @NicknamesOfGod Yeah. Jokes, for non-professionals, should be shared and copied and reused.

          but then just…. do the bit.

          Don’t wrap it in one dull meme form (the perfect X doesn’t exist…) and then screenshot another meme that tried to make it sound like there was an eppppicccc clapback in a major news site, that neither you nor your audience read

          Thank you for coming to my TED Talk

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            @petrillic
            I know that’s an old joke, but it still made me laugh!

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              @petrillic

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              • Kevin P. FlemingK Kevin P. Fleming

                @petrillic There's one on Netflix too?

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                @kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it

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                  @petrillic were so sick of these freaks terrorizing everyone who have little, and acting like Marie Antoinette.

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                    @petrillic Thought it was Amazon / mgm?

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                    • Noortje Van LeeuwenN Noortje Van Leeuwen

                      @kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it

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                      @Noortjevee @kevin @petrillic Netflix funded it

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                      • kwyxzK kwyxz

                        @petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.

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                        @kwyxz @petrillic Yes, it's a joke.

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