The perfect movie review doesn’t….
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@petrillic Correct: it literally doesn’t exist.
- Variety has not reviewed the film, as far as I can tell
- The same quip has been a meme about poorly-received movies for years, at least as far back as the Ghostbusters reboot
@neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.
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The perfect movie review doesn’t….

@petrillic Lol!
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@neilk The oldest version I saw was Bill Hader, talking about Sam Raimi's "Crimewave.' It's still a solid bit.
@NicknamesOfGod Yeah. Jokes, for non-professionals, should be shared and copied and reused.
but then just…. do the bit.
Don’t wrap it in one dull meme form (the perfect X doesn’t exist…) and then screenshot another meme that tried to make it sound like there was an eppppicccc clapback in a major news site, that neither you nor your audience read
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The perfect movie review doesn’t….

@petrillic
I know that’s an old joke, but it still made me laugh! -
The perfect movie review doesn’t….

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@petrillic There's one on Netflix too?
@kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it
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The perfect movie review doesn’t….

@petrillic were so sick of these freaks terrorizing everyone who have little, and acting like Marie Antoinette.
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The perfect movie review doesn’t….

@petrillic Thought it was Amazon / mgm?
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@kevin @petrillic no, i think people just misconstrued it
@Noortjevee @kevin @petrillic Netflix funded it
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@petrillic it actually doesn’t exist. "Melania" is not from Netflix, and Variety never posted this.
@kwyxz @petrillic Yes, it's a joke.
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