Danger kitty has a question
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@cR0w Fursuits are a natural evolution to working in server rooms
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad
What to pet my belly? Cat probably. -
Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad My nephew was grabbed by the neck and dragged away by a mountain lion. He lived. This is not a joke, but an anecdote. They don't normally attack humans (even small humans) unless cornered, however it was during a particularly bad drought in California so prey animals had become scarce. The authorities sadly had to find and euthanize the animal and it was very scrawny, it probably hadn't eaten in weeks. Poor kitty, and poor small human.
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@catsalad ask away danger kitty!
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@catsalad My nephew was grabbed by the neck and dragged away by a mountain lion. He lived. This is not a joke, but an anecdote. They don't normally attack humans (even small humans) unless cornered, however it was during a particularly bad drought in California so prey animals had become scarce. The authorities sadly had to find and euthanize the animal and it was very scrawny, it probably hadn't eaten in weeks. Poor kitty, and poor small human.
@StarkRG That's scary, and I'm glad your cousin survived!
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@StarkRG That's scary, and I'm glad your cousin survived!
@catsalad Zeroth cousin once removed.
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@catsalad I’m just saying you could boop that nose and for at least 1.5 seconds it would only have fantastically positive consequences
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These ones will eat yer pets. For a schnack.
@tuban_muzuru My pets are tiny beakish featherballs, even a Department of Wildlife house-legal furball would eat my pets as schnack so we would of course have to take kitty in at night when they sleep in a closed off room *OvO*
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad NGL, there was one spotted in my area with a collar that had stopped working several miles ago and my first thought was "how do I put out stinky wet cat food without it freezing in sub-zero weather, life is so unfaaaaaair! T_T" XD
I mean maybe I'm an idiot, but I did calculate the amount of hamburger it would take to keep a cheetah once.
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Danger kitty has a question
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@cR0w Fursuits are a natural evolution to working in server rooms
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@cR0w Fursuits are a natural evolution to working in server rooms
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad Good luck getting him off your keyboard.
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad
And we all know what it is:
"can I has some goddamn cheezburger now pretty soddin' please?" -
Danger kitty has a question
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad "ma'am may i go to the bathroom?"
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@catsalad if not friend, why friend shaped??
@baralheia @catsalad very friend-shaped friendly friend who loves a can of tuna for itself.
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These ones will eat yer pets. For a schnack.
@tuban_muzuru @lettosprey @catsalad yes— they will (finally)
Oh, did I say that out loud?
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@catsalad NGL, there was one spotted in my area with a collar that had stopped working several miles ago and my first thought was "how do I put out stinky wet cat food without it freezing in sub-zero weather, life is so unfaaaaaair! T_T" XD
I mean maybe I'm an idiot, but I did calculate the amount of hamburger it would take to keep a cheetah once.
@bluestarultor @catsalad well why gatekeep that number from us: we wanna know!
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@catsalad GOUGAR
