Danger kitty has a question

[bluestarultor@tech.lgbt]

@catsalad NGL, there was one spotted in my area with a collar that had stopped working several miles ago and my first thought was "how do I put out stinky wet cat food without it freezing in sub-zero weather, life is so unfaaaaaair! T_T" XD

I mean maybe I'm an idiot, but I did calculate the amount of hamburger it would take to keep a cheetah once.

[shitpostalotl@axfedi.derg.rest]

@catsalad

[greenskyoverme@ohai.social]

@catsalad @cR0w Many of them are indeed quite cold, it makes sense

[sassdawe@infosec.exchange]

@cR0w @catsalad does it count when it's the lining inside my clothes?

[toroidalcore@masto.hackers.town]

@catsalad Good luck getting him off your keyboard.

[monsieur_lepetit@toot.community]

@catsalad
And we all know what it is:
"can I has some goddamn cheezburger now pretty soddin' please?"

[sanssheriff@mastodon.world]

@catsalad

such a copycat!

[feike@toot.community]

@catsalad "ma'am may i go to the bathroom?"

[feike@toot.community]

@baralheia @catsalad very friend-shaped friendly friend who loves a can of tuna for itself.

[feike@toot.community]

@tuban_muzuru @lettosprey @catsalad yes— they will (finally)

Oh, did I say that out loud?

[feike@toot.community]

@bluestarultor @catsalad well why gatekeep that number from us: we wanna know!

[pageofspace@theforkiverse.com]

@catsalad GOUGAR

[keeya@icy.arcticfluff.eu]

@catsalad But, they didn't warn about going outside to them!

[sanpan@mas.to]

@catsalad Am I the only one expecting a baby kangaroo to pop it‘s head out of the fur? #Marsupialion

[steter@mastodon.stevesworld.co]

@catsalad Yes. You may go to the bathroom.

[isol@mastodon.au]

@catsalad

Danger kitty training to be a course adjudicator at the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games.

[vonxylofon@witter.cz]

@catsalad Khajiit has wares if you have coin.

[securitywriter@infosec.exchange]

@catsalad every warning has a story…

[bumblefish@mastodon.scot]

@catsalad "Hello yes, this is more of a comment than a question, but I have noticed that you keep sending the tough and gristly ones out here, and I really think we would like more soft juicy ones to visit."

[mademesmile@mastodon.social]

@catsalad unfortunately I must disobey. If I die, I die 🫡