Pure hypocrisy
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Hear me out here: Kobolds.
Let me tell you about Goblins.
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Hear me out here: Kobolds.
I die. You die. We all die. Big woof! Have a treato - it’ll make it better.
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Hear me out here: Kobolds.
Hear me out here: an entire town of 3 kobolds in a trench coat unaware that all the other humans in the town they’re trying to blend in with are also just 3 kobolds in a trench coat
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Hear me out here: an entire town of 3 kobolds in a trench coat unaware that all the other humans in the town they’re trying to blend in with are also just 3 kobolds in a trench coat
This is brilliant.
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Uhh Human resources … Ever heard of Speciesism. Check your privilege!
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I hate elves. What do you mean they live forever AND they need less sleep? They are double dipping on bonus time.
They should live for 1000 years but require 22 hours of sleep per day
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Call a dwarf a slur, he’ll laugh and say “good one!”
Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years
(Disclaimer: don’t call anyone slurs)
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Call a dwarf a slur, he’ll laugh and say “good one!”
Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years
(Disclaimer: don’t call anyone slurs)
I feel like the dwarf would start calling _you_slurs and would be getting proper firey and the elf wouldn’t care, not because they’re enlightened or anything, but because they don’t see you as a person and therefore don’t care about your opinion.
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FOR CARL!
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They should live for 1000 years but require 22 hours of sleep per day
Ive never seen a satisfying lore reason why elves dont dominate everything everywhere all the time. They should be the smartest and strongest, probably having a low birth rate while they enjoy a long life. And yet, in mtg, elves are a dime a dozen 1/1s. Why are there a million untrained elves?
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Ive never seen a satisfying lore reason why elves dont dominate everything everywhere all the time. They should be the smartest and strongest, probably having a low birth rate while they enjoy a long life. And yet, in mtg, elves are a dime a dozen 1/1s. Why are there a million untrained elves?
Drow in the Drizzt series are at least constantly killing each other, which justifies it somewhat
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Call a dwarf a slur, he’ll laugh and say “good one!”
Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years
(Disclaimer: don’t call anyone slurs)
Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years.
Call a dwarf a slur and he’ll write it down in the Book of Grudges and he and his kin will hold it against you and yours until the grudge is settled.
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Call a dwarf a slur, he’ll laugh and say “good one!”
Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years
(Disclaimer: don’t call anyone slurs)
How many elves did you test that hypothesis on?
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Call a dwarf a slur, he’ll laugh and say “good one!”
Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years
(Disclaimer: don’t call anyone slurs)
Not knowing dwarves hold grudges?
Believe it or not, also a grudgin’
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Uhh Human resources … Ever heard of Speciesism. Check your privilege!
Nah the elves think the humans are resources.
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Ive never seen a satisfying lore reason why elves dont dominate everything everywhere all the time. They should be the smartest and strongest, probably having a low birth rate while they enjoy a long life. And yet, in mtg, elves are a dime a dozen 1/1s. Why are there a million untrained elves?
Tolkien spent quite a lot of time justifying it…
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Tolkien spent quite a lot of time justifying it…
The silmarillion cant stop me because I cant read
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Drow in the Drizzt series are at least constantly killing each other, which justifies it somewhat
I think a lot of DnD players forget that there are whole planes/divine realms filled with nothing but elves tbh. I don’t think dwarves have one (planes they presumably get allowed into Moradin’s realm). Seems a little unfair.
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I hate elves. What do you mean they live forever AND they need less sleep? They are double dipping on bonus time.
If they didn’t get all the extra time, elves would never get anything done
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What’s with the quote at the bottom right?
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