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  • S stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    koboldcoterie@pawb.social
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    Hear me out here: Kobolds.

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    • koboldcoterie@pawb.socialK koboldcoterie@pawb.social

      Hear me out here: Kobolds.

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      macniel
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      Let me tell you about Goblins.

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      • koboldcoterie@pawb.socialK koboldcoterie@pawb.social

        Hear me out here: Kobolds.

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        chuckleslord@lemmy.world
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        I die. You die. We all die. Big woof! Have a treato - it’ll make it better.

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        • koboldcoterie@pawb.socialK koboldcoterie@pawb.social

          Hear me out here: Kobolds.

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          denvil@lemmy.ml
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          #6

          Hear me out here: an entire town of 3 kobolds in a trench coat unaware that all the other humans in the town they’re trying to blend in with are also just 3 kobolds in a trench coat

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          • D denvil@lemmy.ml

            Hear me out here: an entire town of 3 kobolds in a trench coat unaware that all the other humans in the town they’re trying to blend in with are also just 3 kobolds in a trench coat

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            koboldcoterie@pawb.social
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            This is brilliant.

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            • S stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              d00ery@lemmy.world
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              Uhh Human resources … Ever heard of Speciesism. Check your privilege!

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              • DippyD Dippy

                I hate elves. What do you mean they live forever AND they need less sleep? They are double dipping on bonus time.

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                skyestarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                They should live for 1000 years but require 22 hours of sleep per day

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                  filthyshrooms@lemmy.world
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                  Call a dwarf a slur, he’ll laugh and say “good one!”

                  Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years

                  (Disclaimer: don’t call anyone slurs)

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                  • filthyshrooms@lemmy.worldF filthyshrooms@lemmy.world

                    Call a dwarf a slur, he’ll laugh and say “good one!”

                    Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years

                    (Disclaimer: don’t call anyone slurs)

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                    soup@lemmy.world
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                    I feel like the dwarf would start calling _you_slurs and would be getting proper firey and the elf wouldn’t care, not because they’re enlightened or anything, but because they don’t see you as a person and therefore don’t care about your opinion.

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                      masterkraft0r@discuss.tchncs.de
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                      FOR CARL!

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                      • S skyestarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone

                        They should live for 1000 years but require 22 hours of sleep per day

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                        Dippy
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                        Ive never seen a satisfying lore reason why elves dont dominate everything everywhere all the time. They should be the smartest and strongest, probably having a low birth rate while they enjoy a long life. And yet, in mtg, elves are a dime a dozen 1/1s. Why are there a million untrained elves?

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                        • DippyD Dippy

                          Ive never seen a satisfying lore reason why elves dont dominate everything everywhere all the time. They should be the smartest and strongest, probably having a low birth rate while they enjoy a long life. And yet, in mtg, elves are a dime a dozen 1/1s. Why are there a million untrained elves?

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                          kibiz0r@midwest.social
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                          Drow in the Drizzt series are at least constantly killing each other, which justifies it somewhat

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                          • filthyshrooms@lemmy.worldF filthyshrooms@lemmy.world

                            Call a dwarf a slur, he’ll laugh and say “good one!”

                            Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years

                            (Disclaimer: don’t call anyone slurs)

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                            archpawn@lemmy.world
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                            Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years.

                            Call a dwarf a slur and he’ll write it down in the Book of Grudges and he and his kin will hold it against you and yours until the grudge is settled.

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                            • filthyshrooms@lemmy.worldF filthyshrooms@lemmy.world

                              Call a dwarf a slur, he’ll laugh and say “good one!”

                              Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years

                              (Disclaimer: don’t call anyone slurs)

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                              honytawk@feddit.nl
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                              How many elves did you test that hypothesis on?

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                              • filthyshrooms@lemmy.worldF filthyshrooms@lemmy.world

                                Call a dwarf a slur, he’ll laugh and say “good one!”

                                Call an elf a slur and he’ll hold a grudge for 150 years

                                (Disclaimer: don’t call anyone slurs)

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                                dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                Not knowing dwarves hold grudges?

                                Believe it or not, also a grudgin’

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                                  Uhh Human resources … Ever heard of Speciesism. Check your privilege!

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                                  dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                  #18

                                  Nah the elves think the humans are resources.

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                                  • DippyD Dippy

                                    Ive never seen a satisfying lore reason why elves dont dominate everything everywhere all the time. They should be the smartest and strongest, probably having a low birth rate while they enjoy a long life. And yet, in mtg, elves are a dime a dozen 1/1s. Why are there a million untrained elves?

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                                    dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                    Tolkien spent quite a lot of time justifying it…

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                                    • D dragontypewyvern@midwest.social

                                      Tolkien spent quite a lot of time justifying it…

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                                      Dippy
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                                      #20

                                      The silmarillion cant stop me because I cant read

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                                      • K kibiz0r@midwest.social

                                        Drow in the Drizzt series are at least constantly killing each other, which justifies it somewhat

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                                        dragontypewyvern@midwest.social
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                                        I think a lot of DnD players forget that there are whole planes/divine realms filled with nothing but elves tbh. I don’t think dwarves have one (planes they presumably get allowed into Moradin’s realm). Seems a little unfair.

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                                        • DippyD Dippy

                                          I hate elves. What do you mean they live forever AND they need less sleep? They are double dipping on bonus time.

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                                          infynis@midwest.social
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                                          If they didn’t get all the extra time, elves would never get anything done

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