those "fighter ships" looks like they have the maneuverability of a winnebago

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they would have got a lighter sentence if they could have stopped staring at the judge's face-tentacles

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sentenced to labor in a Michael Bay music video

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if I were planning a jail break, I simply would not yell about it 20 feet from a guard. it would be easy, for me

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do you think it took a while for holo-message technology or whatever to get to the point where the sender could do the dramatic turn away and throw one more detail over their shoulder?

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oooh this is the part that syncs up with dark side

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why is stella still in her prison bikini...

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taking suggestions from the audience to decide the c3po ripoff's accent and neuroses.... I heard "valley girl" and "butt-phobia"

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"die, robot"? philosophically, is that even possible?

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mecha-tiddies

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special effects by RAY HARRYHAUSEN's unpaid intern

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the human genders in starcrash:

1. gladiator-themed porn
2. half-labradoodle

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In the sequel, the robot records an album where he pretends he's a hobo

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galactic worlds beyond the imagination! with... really fast clouds!

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RIP Akton, you were an inconvenience

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if there's an Akton clone when they wake up I swear to god

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it's worse than I feared

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ooh, is this a cut-rate mandalorian character?

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....David Hasselhoff???

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Akton used the Will to fight with a Brightness Machete

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