oooh this is the part that syncs up with dark side

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why is stella still in her prison bikini...

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taking suggestions from the audience to decide the c3po ripoff's accent and neuroses.... I heard "valley girl" and "butt-phobia"

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"die, robot"? philosophically, is that even possible?

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mecha-tiddies

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special effects by RAY HARRYHAUSEN's unpaid intern

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the human genders in starcrash:

1. gladiator-themed porn
2. half-labradoodle

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In the sequel, the robot records an album where he pretends he's a hobo

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galactic worlds beyond the imagination! with... really fast clouds!

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RIP Akton, you were an inconvenience

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if there's an Akton clone when they wake up I swear to god

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it's worse than I feared

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ooh, is this a cut-rate mandalorian character?

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....David Hasselhoff???

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Akton used the Will to fight with a Brightness Machete

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Bizarre alien species! (cavemen who are called "Troglodytes")

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Pre-programmed computers? Impossible! What will these writers come up with next!!!

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this bad guy looks like a devil from a live action adult swim show

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@uptownsongclub just informed me that this actor is the titular maniac from the classic misogynist 80s slasher film Maniac
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I'll evilly laugh myself out of the chamber... but NO FURTHER

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