Pundits Praise Strength, Dexterity Required For Trump To Successfully Lift Middle Finger

NEW YORK—Lauding the commander-in-chief’s response to being heckled at a Ford plant as a stunning physical feat, pundits from multiple media outlets praised President Donald Trump on Thursday for summoning the strength and dexterity necessary to successfully lift his middle finger. “The o…
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