Wandering Adventure Party

Poll Finds Most Desirable Quality In   Romantic Partner Is Being Jacked CentaurWEST LONG BRANCH, NJ—With the attribute far outpacing characteristics such as humor, kindness, or wealth, a poll released Monday by Monmouth University found that the most desirable quality in a romantic partner was being a jacked centaur. “Among our sample of over 40,000 respondents, by far the most covete…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/poll-finds-most-desirable-quality-in-romantic-partner-is-being-jacked-centaur/

https://theonion.com/overwhelmed-archaeologists-struggling-to-keep-pace-with-1841766142/#Humor #TheOnion #ClimateChange #Archaeology

https://theonion.com/message-hidden-backward-in-black-sabbath-album-wishes-e-1851602028/ #TheOnion #Music #BlackSabbath #OzzieOsbourne #Humor

https://theonion.com/rising-cost-of-living-forcing-more-buddhists-to-continue-working-years-into-reincarnation/ #TheOnion #Humor

@Tim_Eagon Well, since the pyramids are landing zones for four-sided Ha'Taks for when Goa'uld system lords would visit, this is probably true!#StarGate

https://theonion.com/wnba-to-expand-into-3-more-cities-as-caitlin-clark-cloning-experiment-nears-completion/#WNBA #Basketball #Humor #TheOnion

Civil War Reenactor Reminded This Not His Personal Fife RecitalGETTYSBURG, PA—Following a fourth chorus of “Kingdom Coming,” fellow participants sternly reminded local Civil War reenactor Christopher Geary that this was not his personal fife recital, frustrated sources confirmed Friday. “This is the Battle of Gettysburg, not the Christopher Geary Music Hour!” said Frank Mercer, 54, who portrayed Ge…#theonionhttps://theonion.com/civil-war-reenactor-reminded-this-not-his-personal-fife-recital/

https://theonion.com/every-trait-disqualifying-ice-agent-from-previous-jobs-ideal-for-current-one/#USPol #Humor #Satire #TheOnion

@Knightky yeah, they’re still together.

https://theonion.com/death-star-to-open-day-care-center-1819563895/#StarWars #TheOnion #Humor

They’re not self-aware enough to understand they are shitty fathers. Narcissists can’t admit to fault or failing without taking mentall damage.