QsotN:

"How much could a battleaxe cost, 10 gp?"
(DM flips through PH) "In fact, yes."

"Guys, this is dangerous. We should just sell oats. You want oats, we've got oats."

"I WANT to do it, but I think it's not a GOOD IDEA to do it, but I also think it's boring NOT to do it."

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