Imagine if he killed Charlie right now and the next hour of the movie was him doing vampire stuff

I think it would be something of an upgrade

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[desaturated footage of neighbor vampire killing people, fucking your mom, and bullying you about it]

Narrator: Has this ever happened to you?

You: There's got to be a better way!

Peter Vincent: There IS!

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thank god that there is a good character in the movie now

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this man's performance is most of what is keeping me engaged in this movie, now

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Wow, Charlie's taken some extreme measures about this vampire business

he's gone and converted to catholicism

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"This is just like FRIGHT NIGHT"

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I would like a wool cardigan with the same weave density as Amy's… thing. I cannot in good conscience call that a sweater and I don't know if it has another name

Would be perfect for the Fall season and early winter

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"Hollywood beckons!"

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plot twist is that he's actually an actor, is telling himself this is a gig, and he has no actual vampire-killing skills

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I wonder what unremarkable sitcom Peter Vincent's apartment set has been borrowed from

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Peter Vincent's hair make-up is not good. It looks like it could just be talcum. *I* have done grey hair like that before for a play.

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Good job bringing your girlfriend, Charlie. The vampire is gonna fuck your girlfriend in addition to your mom, Charlie.

This is a pattern now, Charlie. I have to assume it's a thing for you.

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[drinks holy water] + "mm delicious" reaction = absolutely a vampire

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okay I am discovering that apparently a lot of holy water does not have a fuckload of fragrance dumped into it and would probably just taste like water

but my childhood church(es) did and *that* stuff tastes terrible

yea this is close enough that I think it's THEY LIVE, especially with the alley shots

amusingly, this movie is 3 years earlier, though. so I guess if there were any link, it would be that THEY LIVE (1988) sounds like FRIGHT NIGHT (1985)

the electric guitar kinda spoils it but the rest is the same vibe

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Apparently Evil Ed's actor was also in 976-EVIL which looks like solid #Monsterdon fare and is also on Tubi. I'd never heard of it before.

[who-gives-a-shit 80s pop plays]

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there is not enough sugar glass in modern TV

loved that stunt so much

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[driving bassline and snare-heavy beat begins]

oh?

[vocalist enters mix]

oh.

#Monsterdon

WE HAVE SPLIT DIOPTER SIGN

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