I would like a wool cardigan with the same weave density as Amy's… thing. I cannot in good conscience call that a sweater and I don't know if it has another name

Would be perfect for the Fall season and early winter

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"Hollywood beckons!"

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plot twist is that he's actually an actor, is telling himself this is a gig, and he has no actual vampire-killing skills

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I wonder what unremarkable sitcom Peter Vincent's apartment set has been borrowed from

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Peter Vincent's hair make-up is not good. It looks like it could just be talcum. *I* have done grey hair like that before for a play.

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Good job bringing your girlfriend, Charlie. The vampire is gonna fuck your girlfriend in addition to your mom, Charlie.

This is a pattern now, Charlie. I have to assume it's a thing for you.

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[drinks holy water] + "mm delicious" reaction = absolutely a vampire

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okay I am discovering that apparently a lot of holy water does not have a fuckload of fragrance dumped into it and would probably just taste like water

but my childhood church(es) did and *that* stuff tastes terrible

yea this is close enough that I think it's THEY LIVE, especially with the alley shots

amusingly, this movie is 3 years earlier, though. so I guess if there were any link, it would be that THEY LIVE (1988) sounds like FRIGHT NIGHT (1985)

the electric guitar kinda spoils it but the rest is the same vibe

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Apparently Evil Ed's actor was also in 976-EVIL which looks like solid #Monsterdon fare and is also on Tubi. I'd never heard of it before.

[who-gives-a-shit 80s pop plays]

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there is not enough sugar glass in modern TV

loved that stunt so much

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[driving bassline and snare-heavy beat begins]

oh?

[vocalist enters mix]

oh.

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WE HAVE SPLIT DIOPTER SIGN

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said split diopter

I love spotting these

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have you tried adding a split diopter shot?

surely you will not regret putting a split diopter shot in your movie

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the way the dialogue was 100% "Amy? Amy? Amy?" during the club escape reminds me of one of my favorite Master Pancake Theatre gags:

In HALLOWEEN there's a lot of shooting that involves empty houses and jack-o-lanterns and mostly center around Bob Simms and Lynda Van der Klok, and there was a bit of the jack-o-lantern asking "Bob? Linda?" repeatedly

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[underwhelming electric guitar continues]

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okay but they won me back with the crescendo for the bite that was a pretty sick musical sting

anyway, I WARNED YOU CHARLIE, I *told* you the vampire was going to fuck your girlfriend

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the implication being that the filming of "Orgy of the Damned" used a real gun

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