Danger kitty has a question
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@cR0w Fursuits are a natural evolution to working in server rooms
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad Good luck getting him off your keyboard.
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad
And we all know what it is:
"can I has some goddamn cheezburger now pretty soddin' please?" -
Danger kitty has a question
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad "ma'am may i go to the bathroom?"
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@catsalad if not friend, why friend shaped??
@baralheia @catsalad very friend-shaped friendly friend who loves a can of tuna for itself.
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These ones will eat yer pets. For a schnack.
@tuban_muzuru @lettosprey @catsalad yes— they will (finally)
Oh, did I say that out loud?
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@catsalad NGL, there was one spotted in my area with a collar that had stopped working several miles ago and my first thought was "how do I put out stinky wet cat food without it freezing in sub-zero weather, life is so unfaaaaaair! T_T" XD
I mean maybe I'm an idiot, but I did calculate the amount of hamburger it would take to keep a cheetah once.
@bluestarultor @catsalad well why gatekeep that number from us: we wanna know!
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad GOUGAR
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad But, they didn't warn about going outside to them!
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad Am I the only one expecting a baby kangaroo to pop it‘s head out of the fur? #Marsupialion
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad Yes. You may go to the bathroom.
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Danger kitty has a question
Danger kitty training to be a course adjudicator at the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games.
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad Khajiit has wares if you have coin.
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad every warning has a story…
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Danger kitty has a question
@catsalad "Hello yes, this is more of a comment than a question, but I have noticed that you keep sending the tough and gristly ones out here, and I really think we would like more soft juicy ones to visit."
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad unfortunately I must disobey. If I die, I die 🫡
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad easy mistake to make
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@bluestarultor @catsalad well why gatekeep that number from us: we wanna know!
@feike @bluestarultor @catsalad
Feeding wild animals leads to them associating humans to food, which leads to incidents where they threaten humans, which leads to them being put down. Don't do it, for their sakes.
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But–but kitty!!
@catsalad So if we skin the cats and then wear their furs, it’s ok for us to pop out to the shops? Is that right?
I am going to need a lot of kitties…
