DnD of Musts
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Play the music from tape while miming on the instrument. Surely, acting falls within the scope of bardic abilities!
Or just do some form of oration (rousing speeches, telling jokes, rapping …). Bards don’t have to play an instrument, and using your voice for your bardic performance is way more practical than bringing some instrument on the road.
I think bards who use an instrument should be able to cast spells with verbal components while gagged
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I’m not great of any of these so I’ll be a commoner. Unless LGBT+ Paladin counts
It counts
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All wizards parties, all the time…
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Multiclass Fighter/Mage, yes.

But if I need to do the thing to multiclass, I can’t be a fighter.
I’m either fighting my husband, and I… can’t beat him up I’d be sad, or I’d literally being fighting my father’s squire. He’d kick my ass.
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I can literally do all of these:
Artificer - I fix things in my house, and was on a robotics team in highschool.
Barbarian (only technically, I don’t get explosively mad anymore).
Bard - Piano
Cleric - Muslim
Druid - Have ecology degree
Fighter - Probably
Monk - Fencing and Judo (in the past but looking to do this again)
Paladin - Conservation
Ranger - Nerf or nothing
Rogue - Jury is still out on that, but I startle everyone
Sorcerer - My dad’s first computer, the only stable Windows Me machine.
Warlock - Big research university
Wizard - See druid
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I qualify for every class but Wizard (DNF college and who remembers thier High School GPA from 20 years ago (fuck I’m Old)), Cleric (Atheist), or Warlock (work in a small local trade shop).
I reject instruments only for bard, but I can play an ocarina poorly anyways.
Question about Sorcerer, what makes a family heirloom powerful? Is it size? Weight? Monetary Value? Notoriety?
Anything is powerful if you can sell the idea of it being powerful. Admittedly mine is a stretch but a fully functional and stable Windows Me laptop.
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Damn I qualify for a lot of those:
- Bard (guitar, keyboard, drums)
- Druid (vegan and interested in volunteering in an animal sanctuary if i find one)
- Fighter (years of historical longsword training + a few weeks viking style + a few sessions rapier and a course in dagger fighting)
- Monk (Judo as a kid)
- Ranger (archery as a teen)
- Wizard (bachelor’s degree in IT)
Rogue i might be able to pull off but idk if i still got it. I can move quietly but I’m also big
HEMA is still a martial art. But that probably helps.
Also the big sneaky guys are always scary.
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I’ll take the Druid class - it’s literally my name
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I’m not great of any of these so I’ll be a commoner. Unless LGBT+ Paladin counts
Only if you’re, like, really gay/trans.
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Anything is powerful if you can sell the idea of it being powerful. Admittedly mine is a stretch but a fully functional and stable Windows Me laptop.
Magical cursed object.
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I can be any of these except for fighter just because I don’t really want to kick my best friend’s ass.
Then again, he is pretty scrappy, so like, I might end up getting my ass kicked instead if I tried, so either way, it’s a wash for me.
You could always ask your friend to spar. Or do some boxing and win really hard. Take the friendship to the next level and Dom them.
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I play wizard and am currently writing a PhD thesis. Checks out!
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For systems that grade on a 1 to 5 scale, subtract 1 from your average grade to get your GPA (for example, if you have a 4.3 out of 5 average grade, you would have a 3.3 GPA). Not sure how to handle a grading system that goes from 1- to 5+.
We use percentile in Canada.
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I don’t know how a GPA would translate from american to the rest if the world.
Just looked it up and it seems that GPA is a scale that’s linear from 1-4 but everything below 1 is a 0. A is 4, B is 3 and so on.
The conversion from letter grades to percentages can vary though but one example only has a D for 65% which makes B an 83-86% or a GPA of 3.
Failing a class with percentages does count a lot more towards a average than a GPA depending on how hard you fail. Getting a 20% would still be a 0 GPA as well as a 55%. For four classes you could get A, A, A, F and have a GPA of 3 but in percentages you could 100%, 100%, 100% and 0% to get a 75% average.
Needless to say, when taking all the letter grades together they are a weighted average based on the credits given.
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I can literally do all of these:
Artificer - I fix things in my house, and was on a robotics team in highschool.
Barbarian (only technically, I don’t get explosively mad anymore).
Bard - Piano
Cleric - Muslim
Druid - Have ecology degree
Fighter - Probably
Monk - Fencing and Judo (in the past but looking to do this again)
Paladin - Conservation
Ranger - Nerf or nothing
Rogue - Jury is still out on that, but I startle everyone
Sorcerer - My dad’s first computer, the only stable Windows Me machine.
Warlock - Big research university
Wizard - See druid
Hell yes, Abserd-style multiclass incoming.
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I wonder how many groups would ever have a barbarian. A person with a temper that I ever see basically makes it to my ‘don’t-wanna-be-around’ list.
Literally talking to my DM about this right now. You have to grade on a curve but absolutely good, kind, even in control people can be barbarians. Frankly the entire self-limitation people put on themselves by forcing a class based on tropes is getting tiring.
Hell, I had an idea for a barbarian that doesn’t get bad but instead just locks in. Just goes real quiet and fuck’s shit up.
You can also make a paladin that doesn’t wear plate armour, who uses a bow, and who’s oath is to protect their village or simply they just love their wife a lot and it’s their wedding vows.
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Gonna have a lot of warlocks.
I’m a warlock wizard multi class : /
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I can literally do all of these:
Artificer - I fix things in my house, and was on a robotics team in highschool.
Barbarian (only technically, I don’t get explosively mad anymore).
Bard - Piano
Cleric - Muslim
Druid - Have ecology degree
Fighter - Probably
Monk - Fencing and Judo (in the past but looking to do this again)
Paladin - Conservation
Ranger - Nerf or nothing
Rogue - Jury is still out on that, but I startle everyone
Sorcerer - My dad’s first computer, the only stable Windows Me machine.
Warlock - Big research university
Wizard - See druid
One level in every class. Good luck.
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I’m not great of any of these so I’ll be a commoner. Unless LGBT+ Paladin counts
I would count it. Works for me too.
Honestly, warlock pally multi class with one level of wizard is not a bad build.
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I don’t know any instruments (yet), but I can bring a vuvuzela and learn real quick during the next session
Vicious mockery on a Vucuzela makes a lot of sense honestly.