I qualify for every class but Wizard (DNF college and who remembers thier High School GPA from 20 years ago (fuck I’m Old)), Cleric (Atheist), or Warlock (work in a small local trade shop).

I reject instruments only for bard, but I can play an ocarina poorly anyways.

Question about Sorcerer, what makes a family heirloom powerful? Is it size? Weight? Monetary Value? Notoriety?

oh fuck yes i love Wizardry

I’m just multiclassed beyond usefulness.

Is my new go-to excuse.

If FOSS counts, there’s going to be a ton of Paladins in this party.

I feel like this is too general. I’d want to customize based on specific IRL traits or jobs or hobbies.

You feed and befriend crows? Druid with animal skills focus.

You’re some kind of a carpenter, engineer, craftsman? Artificer.

Phlebotomist’s assistant? Vampire thrall backstory.

Retail salesperson? Bard with psychic damage skills.

Live in a basement? Homebrew troll obviously.

Software and coding? Sounds like arcane languages and warlock pacts to me.

Damn I qualify for a lot of those:

• Bard (guitar, keyboard, drums)
• Druid (vegan and interested in volunteering in an animal sanctuary if i find one)
• Fighter (years of historical longsword training + a few weeks viking style + a few sessions rapier and a course in dagger fighting)
• Monk (Judo as a kid)
• Ranger (archery as a teen)
• Wizard (bachelor’s degree in IT)

Rogue i might be able to pull off but idk if i still got it. I can move quietly but I’m also big

I’m not great of any of these so I’ll be a commoner. Unless LGBT+ Paladin counts

Time to pick fighter class cracks knuckles hey, DM…

I think bards who use an instrument should be able to cast spells with verbal components while gagged

It counts

All wizards parties, all the time…

But if I need to do the thing to multiclass, I can’t be a fighter.

I’m either fighting my husband, and I… can’t beat him up I’d be sad, or I’d literally being fighting my father’s squire. He’d kick my ass.

I can literally do all of these:

Artificer - I fix things in my house, and was on a robotics team in highschool.

Barbarian (only technically, I don’t get explosively mad anymore).

Bard - Piano

Cleric - Muslim

Druid - Have ecology degree

Fighter - Probably

Monk - Fencing and Judo (in the past but looking to do this again)

Paladin - Conservation

Ranger - Nerf or nothing

Rogue - Jury is still out on that, but I startle everyone

Sorcerer - My dad’s first computer, the only stable Windows Me machine.

Warlock - Big research university

Wizard - See druid

Anything is powerful if you can sell the idea of it being powerful. Admittedly mine is a stretch but a fully functional and stable Windows Me laptop.

HEMA is still a martial art. But that probably helps.

Also the big sneaky guys are always scary.

I’ll take the Druid class - it’s literally my name

Only if you’re, like, really gay/trans.

Magical cursed object.

You could always ask your friend to spar. Or do some boxing and win really hard. Take the friendship to the next level and Dom them.

I play wizard and am currently writing a PhD thesis. Checks out!