I can think of some ways to get it scratched

Use prune

anal sex with a ribbed condom

HOCUS POCUS, YOU CAN NO LONGER FOCUS!

I CAST… ADHD!

Magic Missle 🤪

I’ve spent a minute thinking about this reply and have come to the conclusion that it works both ways.

Sure, you could flip me off for casting this on you.

Or… you’re alluding to the use of your middle finger to reach as deep as you can to scratch that deep rectal itch spot.

Wait, I already have ADHD. Does that make my ADHD, Super ADHD?

Sit on a grave and use Raise Dead.

Congrats, you’re now autistic as well.

Hey can you tickle yourself with magic hand, please answer this is very important

Deep rectal itch

I counter with Bigby’s Vibrating Finger

this is what magic wands are for. Staves for the more experienced

*Grandma preps her toolkit*

Suddenly that itch isn’t so bad after all… now that you really think about it. “It’s fine grandma…false alarm.”

Scratch it with a cucumber and then throw the cucumber at you.

Not to get political or anything, but is this castable with a radius? Like say if we wanted to AOE a certain godawful parliamentary body.

I SUMMON CARBRON THE TRICKSTER GOOD TO SWAP OUR BUTTHOLES

100s of pleasure dots

Mmm, the magic finger

Rectal can itch?